A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.



The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'

'Have you ever been in the military service?'

'Yes,' he replied. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'



The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'

Then he asked,'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy said, 'Yes....an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.'


The interviewer grimaced and then said,'O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.'


The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me here until 10:00 A.M.?'



'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'