So last night I was at Denny's with my friends. it was late, us being the after bar rush, and our waiter was a pretty good dude.

Well after he deleiverd our drinks, he got a text message while at our table, now he checked it, and while it's not a good thing to do, I'll over look that for the sheer look of terror on his face.

The message was: I need you to stop by the store and get a pregnancy test.

Aparently he had a fling with his roomate. And apparently he was scared out of his mind.

My friend fred said "First responce is pretty accurate." And I lost it.

Then we gave him the funny speech about wearing a helmet. Can't ride without a helmet and so on.

Well as we were all leaving, he told us that it was some kinda joke from her because he left the lid up on the toilet. I think he learned his lession.

not a very cool joke, but funny

Yeah, before he found out it was a joke I told him if he needs a godfather for his kid that I'm open.

lmfao thats the funniest thing ever
i swear that is so something i would do
wait i have done something really close to that
lmfao

Lmao...that is SO harsh...

i cant describe the wrongness of that statement lol but still funny as hell