Topic: For those who think they know everything
uk1971's photo
Fri 04/03/09 02:06 PM
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait..
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (Watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older
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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)
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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.'
(who thinks up this stuff???)

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And the best for last.....


Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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bigsmile :banana:

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 04/03/09 02:10 PM

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait..
**********************************************************
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (Watch your Ass )
************************************************ *******
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
**********************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older
***** *****************************************************
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
*************************************************************
The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
**********************************************************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
********************************************************
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)
*****************************************************
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
*******************************************************
Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!
***********************************************************
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
**************************** ***************
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
*****************************************************
PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!
**********************************************
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
***** ********* ***********************************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.
**************************************** *****
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
********************************************

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
******************** *********************
Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.'
(who thinks up this stuff???)

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And the best for last.....


Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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bigsmile :banana:

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no photo
Sat 04/04/09 07:32 AM
Hate to tell ya...the one about oak trees not producing acorns till after fifty is wrong...

fearie_jae's photo
Sat 04/04/09 08:02 AM
when do they then?


Hate to tell ya...the one about oak trees not producing acorns till after fifty is wrong...

Drivinmenutz's photo
Sat 04/04/09 08:12 AM
:smile:

no photo
Sun 04/05/09 07:47 AM

when do they then?


Hate to tell ya...the one about oak trees not producing acorns till after fifty is wrong...



I've got a white oak in the back yard that was planted when I was about 5 or so. It's had acorns for fifteen or twenty years at least. I've seen some water oaks that were only a few feet tall with acorn buds.

s1owhand's photo
Sun 04/05/09 08:06 AM
i want to find out about the duck quack and apples! laugh

korangen's photo
Sun 04/05/09 12:39 PM
Mythbusters have confirmed that keeping your toothbrush in the bathroom is no different than keeping it far away. They did a test where they left it right above the toilet, left it near the sink by the bathroom, and left one in the kitchen...all were equally contaminated.

I believe they also folded a piece of paper in half more than 7 times...it was a piece of paper that was something like 30ft x 30ft...and really thin paper...but I seem to remember that they did it...but I think with reqular type paper...even at those rediculous sizes they couldn't do it...but I could be wrong.

Huaca's photo
Wed 04/08/09 09:39 PM
Yeah whats up with the duck quacks not creating an echo? That doesnt sound right. I bet if you put a glass jar over their head, it would echo plenty. happy