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Never inject Kentucky whiskey directly into your eyeball. Has that been a problem??? Its the one rule i have always adhered to! What about Irish Whiskey? |
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Remember the bathroom for Women has a Wo and not just Men
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If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge
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Never inject Kentucky whiskey directly into your eyeball. Has that been a problem??? Its the one rule i have always adhered to! What about Irish Whiskey? Thats ok. I have that drip-fed into my blood stream through one of my hemorroids. |
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When in Australia, don't flip your glass over and put it on the counter lip down, as that's Aussie bar-code meaning that you're itchin' for a fight.
And you WILL get into a bar-fight in a bar in Australia, too.
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If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge
Great rule for the cheap people... |
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If you have ever told a bartender, “Hey, it all spends the same,” then you are a cheap ass
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turn the cell off. forget about it completely and save yourself the embarrassment.
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No, I have a bartender that the whole night costs me $6.00 and if you don't tip him $60 you're a cheap azz... I thought I was getting deals for a while...
 
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If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge id say 4. i did not drop 20 bucks on a case of dortmunder to have you show up with your swill and drink my beer. douche. |
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Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke
Just and ONLY for that reason 
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If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge id say 4. i did not drop 20 bucks on a case of dortmunder to have you show up with your swill and drink my beer. douche. 
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If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge id say 4. i did not drop 20 bucks on a case of dortmunder to have you show up with your swill and drink my beer. douche.
wanna beer? lol.
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Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke Just and ONLY for that reason
I'd like to say "that's a good reason to keep your hair short" but I can't claim to be that sophisticated (OOPS! Thread jumping!) |
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Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke Just and ONLY for that reason
That's how I met the first guy I dated after my divorce... I was a rookie drinker back then..  
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If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English
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Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke Just and ONLY for that reason
I'd like to say "that's a good reason to keep your hair short" but I can't claim to be that sophisticated (OOPS! Thread jumping!) Been lucky to have it short The times that that happened to me 
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Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke Just and ONLY for that reason
That's how I met the first guy I dated after my divorce... I was a rookie drinker back then..
Really?
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no matter how sober you think you are, sitting down in the drivers seat of a car makes you 3 times as drunk as you were when you left the bar.
and dont black out and drive through a drive through. you will lose money and get food all over your car. |
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Always bring someone to hold your hair back while you puke Just and ONLY for that reason
I'd like to say "that's a good reason to keep your hair short" but I can't claim to be that sophisticated (OOPS! Thread jumping!) Been lucky to have it short The times that that happened to me
Clearly, I don't go out enough... |
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