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Topic: You know it's going to be a bad day when..
auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sat 05/23/09 05:05 PM
You wake up just before daylight, get up to go potty, take two steps and SPLAT...right into a pile of dog poop.

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Sat 05/23/09 05:06 PM
Gotta love that! I miss my dog.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 05/23/09 05:08 PM
You reach bleary-eyed for the toothpaste, and accidentally grab the tube of Preparation H by mistake.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sat 05/23/09 05:11 PM
Accident Girl^^^^^^^^^

GeniuSxBoY Joined Sun 06/15/08 Posts: 8190	Sat 05/23/09 05:11 PM
When you wake up and hear the toilet water running cuz it never filled up... and you know you wasted eight hours of water...

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 05/23/09 05:12 PM
When you put your pants on backward, and they fit better.

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Sat 05/23/09 05:14 PM
You reach bleary-eyed for the toothpaste, and accidentally grab the tube of Preparation H by mistake. That ain't dog poop. I have REALLY got the Muscle Rub when I wanted the P=H. Yeah, that's a bad day. There ain't enough rubbing cloth material in the house to fix that mistake!!!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21385	Sat 05/23/09 05:14 PM
And you don't have a dog..

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Sat 05/23/09 05:14 PM Edited by quiet_2008 on Sat 05/23/09 05:15 PM
I used to wake up and spritz my mouth with that Binaca breath spray one mornin I grabbed my (future) ex-wife's feminine hygine spray by mistake and spritzed my mouth with that all day long I would say "hi" to people and they just smiled at me

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Sat 05/23/09 05:15 PM
I used to wake up and spritz my mouth with that Binaca breath spray one mornin I grabbed my (future) ex-wife's feminine hygine spray and srpritzed my mouth with that all day long I would say "hi" to people and they just smiled at me I really don't know what to say to that one!

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sat 05/23/09 05:15 PM
You wake up and realize your water bed broke. And then discover you don't have one.

YouAndImake1 Joined Mon 04/27/09 Posts: 752	Sat 05/23/09 05:15 PM
You know it's going to be a bad day when.. You go to bed with a Victorias Secret model and wake up with some woman with a pegleg, a frankenstein scar and her glass eye is being washed in the dishwasher,,, along with her teeth

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sat 05/23/09 05:17 PM
You reach bleary-eyed for the toothpaste, and accidentally grab the tube of Preparation H by mistake. That ain't dog poop. I have REALLY got the Muscle Rub when I wanted the P=H. Yeah, that's a bad day. There ain't enough rubbing cloth material in the house to fix that mistake!!!

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sat 05/23/09 05:20 PM
When you use Ex-Lax because it says "Works while you sleep" only to find it REALLY does.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 05/23/09 05:24 PM
When your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own damn business.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 05/23/09 05:26 PM
When you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there are none.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 05/23/09 05:27 PM
When your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Sat 05/23/09 05:51 PM
Gotta love that! I miss my dog. I know how you feel. I miss my dog as well. No need to say anymore.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sat 05/23/09 05:52 PM
When your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

alonenotlonely Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 2957	Sat 05/23/09 05:53 PM
Gotta love that! I miss my dog. I know how you feel. I miss my dog as well. No need to say anymore. Amen.