Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed some very...uh...interesting first posts in the Forums lately?

I want to reclaim my virginity & post this:

Gravity sucks much more than it blows...can Internet dating help?

Gimme your virgin posts...

"Man, I've been on this site three whole days and haven't met the love of my life. Wassup wid dat?"

"Rate my profile..hit me up if u wanna chat"

How do i cancel my account ( that's a classic first time post)

The classic moronic blanket statement.All Men/All Ladies......

I've been a tad surprised at the odd variety of newbie intros myself. Just seems like a LOT of the more "off the wall" and WTF types of late.

"I want to please my freaky hubby by inviting a Oriental one-eyed Jew BBW into our bed in Podunk, VA. Any takers?" ....And then there's not even a photo!!! I think some folks confuse Mingle with CL!!! I just know there are sites for that stuff.

The threads are full of them

oppppssss what am I doing here...

My virgin post? Really...heck, I don't even know you...and you ask this without at least a kiss/hug? hmmmmm What is this site coming to?

LOL I first read the topic title and thought you were going to talk about Posters with Virgins and I was wondering how anyone can tell if a girl is a virgin just by a picture..
buuut now that that blond moment is over I thank you for opening my eyes to the virgin-ness of the sight.. not that I really pay attention to it.

I haven't seen a "Give me your virgin posts" thread though..

Morons comes in all shape and forms, new and old, males and females it's all a matter of judgment.

I'm probably one to a lot or to none who knows and who cares.

Everybody as a right to ask their question in whatever way they desire, thats my motto.

Let me asks my virgin posts: Who cares enough here to not care at all.

damn, i thought there were going to be virgins. of course that's assuming that virgins are real and not some other mythical creature like nessie or big foot or something.


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And, you are one, right? The unicorn on here??? Hey, we can all do like on the Tyra show and declare ourselves re-viriginized. Tabula rasa and all that!!!

I'm glad to hear it!!!!!

Nah...we sacrificed all the real virgins to the Volcano god months ago...

(((Drew))) How are you?

I seem to have lost my mind, but do people actually meet on these things? And what kinda background checks do they do? Not that I'm a felon or a stalker, just wondering........

The last post was for Queens,NY.

of course i am. i've been saving myself for the right woman. too bad some a-hole's already taken her innocence. i'm the last.
ok, not really. and since there really are some virgin males on here i won't carry on and belittle their agony.


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HELP I NEED ADVICE

I completely am in love with my boyfriend, but he has been acting weird lately. we use to cuddle and spend time together all the time and now he doesn't want to go out or spent time. all he wants to do is hang out with his friend's and play video games. the other day was his birthday and I made a really nice dinner and he said that he was coming over at 6 pm. At 6:30 I still hadn't heard from him, I left like five million voicemails and texts. It wasn't until 11 pm that his buddy called me back that told me that he left his phone at his house. That was about a week ago and I still haven't heard from my boyfriend. I love him so much, I don't want to lose him. what should i do!

(It should have probably been like 3 pages long... but you get the idea.)