Topic: Wally's Wedding Night
plk1966's photo
Fri 06/19/09 02:17 PM
At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that
after their wedding she and Wally should have separate
bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged
husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night
together.

After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself
for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one.

All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally.

Again he is ready for more 'action.'

Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.

When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it..... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.'

And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says:
..........'You mean I was here already?'


The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages...





SimplyElla's photo
Fri 06/19/09 02:25 PM
:laughing: rofl rofl rofl rofl :laughing:

no photo
Fri 06/19/09 02:38 PM
OMG!!!! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!!
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

plk1966's photo
Fri 06/19/09 03:56 PM

OMG!!!! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!!
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I knew you would like that one laugh

Jtevans's photo
Fri 06/19/09 04:30 PM
:thumbsup:

funnydude's photo
Sat 06/20/09 12:09 AM
I was going to say something but forgot..blushing

no photo
Sat 06/20/09 12:40 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl