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I'm on a site which recently did a major revamp to their Search feature. You can now search using all kinds of overly specific, nitpicky requirements, and be sure that you'll get an accurate result of how many people REALLY match well with you, assuming that none of them lied when setting up their own information, which is a ridiculous assumption because almost certainly 97% of them did lie.
Anyway.... So I did a search based on ALL of my standards, deal-breakers, preferences, contract law, orbital velocities, you name it. And it turns out there are three people on the entire planet who fit the description of what I'm looking for, and none of them has been on that site since November of 1947. I'm thinking I may have to loosen up on the Brown Sugar-Cinnamon Pop-Tarts requirement.... |
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and what are you looking for exactly?
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I guess you were lax on the age requirement
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which site is that???
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LINK US
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I love reading profiles of people trying to build a person...good luck to them!
Orbital velocities
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"None of them has been on that site since November of 1947."
Wasn't The World Wide Web created in 1990 by CERN engineer Tim Berners-Lee? A site in November 1947? Am confused Lex. |
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I love reading profiles of people trying to build a person...good luck to them! Orbital velocities  What are your specifications??
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I love reading profiles of people trying to build a person...good luck to them! Orbital velocities What are your specifications?? Maybe they should offer a submit a Blue print option
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and what are you looking for exactly? Well, it's a little too involved to get into right here. Next time you have 3 weeks or so with nothing to do, read my profile. It's a bit on the long side, and it sort of wanders a little, but it's all spelled out in there somewhere. |
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and what are you looking for exactly? Well, it's a little too involved to get into right here. Next time you have 3 weeks or so with nothing to do, read my profile. It's a bit on the long side, and it sort of wanders a little, but it's all spelled out in there somewhere. well I have nothing to do now. I see how far I get |
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<------puts on the jeopardy music
  
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and what are you looking for exactly? An emotionally detached, writer-idolizing, no alcohol drinking, non-smoking, childless, genius with words, sex goddess who lives within 800,000 or so miles of him. Know one? |
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and what are you looking for exactly? An emotionally detached, writer-idolizing, no alcohol drinking, non-smoking, childless, genius with words, sex goddess who lives within 800,000 or so miles of him. Know one?
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Lex, please don't get offended. I am only trying to be funny and play off of things you have said.
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"None of them has been on that site since November of 1947." Wasn't The World Wide Web created in 1990 by CERN engineer Tim Berners-Lee? A site in November 1947? Am confused Lex. You're rather literal aren't you? It was an exaggeration used for sarcastic purposes....
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I'm thinking I may have to loosen up on the Brown Sugar-Cinnamon Pop-Tarts requirement.... Meanwhile my only requirement is finding someone who knows you're supposed to take the foil off before toasting Pop-Tarts. I'm still searching. 
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I'm on a site which recently did a major revamp to their Search feature. You can now search using all kinds of overly specific, nitpicky requirements, and be sure that you'll get an accurate result of how many people REALLY match well with you, assuming that none of them lied when setting up their own information, which is a ridiculous assumption because almost certainly 97% of them did lie. Anyway.... So I did a search based on ALL of my standards, deal-breakers, preferences, contract law, orbital velocities, you name it. And it turns out there are three people on the entire planet who fit the description of what I'm looking for, and none of them has been on that site since November of 1947. I'm thinking I may have to loosen up on the Brown Sugar-Cinnamon Pop-Tarts requirement.... wow dang
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and what are you looking for exactly? An emotionally detached, writer-idolizing, no alcohol drinking, non-smoking, childless, genius with words, sex goddess who lives within 800,000 or so miles of him. Know one? Hey, I don't care if she smokes. |
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