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as jacko was 99% plastic it has been decided that instead of him being cremated he will be melted down to give the children a chance to play with him for a change.
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well, thats seven, fair shout they must be out or summit
 go for 12 |
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keep going Fife
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due to the volume of plastic surgey michael jackson has had..
he wont be cremated he will be recycled. |
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cardiac arrest is a horrible thing, once it happens u just can't beat it, beat it, beat it.
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two paramedics arrive at michael jacksons house to answer the 911 call. the first asks the second what should we try first?
second one replies 'well i don't know but i reckon the roller coaster'. |
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Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on the way to hospita....."put me on the childrens ward"
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Edited by
lonetar25
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Fri 06/26/09 03:38 AM
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rollercoster : thats the best yet
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paramedic and his apprentice show up at jacksons house to give CPR apprentice looks at jacksons chest and says what should i do? Paramedic says 'just beat it!
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Edited by
gayfifer
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Fri 06/26/09 03:41 AM
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i quite like the farrah fawcett one.
may as well put it here. |
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Paramedics did manage to revive Michael Jackson on the hospital trolley, until they wheeled past the childrens ward then went stiff again.
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Edited by
gayfifer
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Fri 06/26/09 03:44 AM
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Farrah Fawcett died yesterday,when she got to heaven, god asked what she wished for, she replied, ''all the children in the world to be safe''
tragically Michael Jackson died last night! |
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ok i'm done - for time being
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Edited by
lonetar25
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Fri 06/26/09 03:46 AM
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i think we`re in for mingles first public fireing squad
and by we`re, i mean you
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so i'm BAD, i'm BAD
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you no it.....shamong mutha fuducker
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Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date? A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house. Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? A: Because there are twenty of them. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: How did Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: What has 18 ***** and 3 pubic hairs? A: A Michael Jackson slumber party. Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp? A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson. Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand. Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. – you know in a few years they’ll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby.  
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 heh heh i'm not in the sh1t alone now
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Farrah Fawcett died yesterday,when she got to heaven, god asked what she wished for, she replied, ''all the children in the world to be safe'' tragically Michael Jackson died last night!
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