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Due to the fact that MJ was 99.9% plastic they are going to melt the body and make him into legos.... That way little kids can play with him for a change #2 They just discovered the true cause of MJ's death FOOD POISONING! That's right....He ate a 10yr old wiener |
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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose???
Out of a catalog!!!! |
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you know it was funny |
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Edited by
funnydude
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Sun 06/28/09 06:44 AM
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He had his heart attack at K-mart when he saw a sign that said little boys underwear were half off
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He had his heart attack at K-mart when he saw a sign that said little boys underwear were half off lol |
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Q: What did MJ do that time his hair caught on fire in 1984? A: He Beat It...... |
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Q: What did MJ do that time his hair caught on fire in 1984? A: He Beat It...... 
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Edited by
The_Pete_Man
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Sun 06/28/09 04:32 PM
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Q: What did MJ do that time his hair caught on fire in 1984? A: He Beat It...... .......a little bit  , but in 1984, MJ was filming a commercial for Pepsi, and something went wrong with the special effects, and his hair actually caught fire - it was put out quickly.......THAT incident was what started all the MJ jokes......I remember it well - I was already an adult back then......yeah - they were making jokes about him before he became Plastic Man...... (and "Beat It" was his current hit at the time........) |
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Q: What did MJ do that time his hair caught on fire in 1984? A: He Beat It...... .......a little bit , but in 1984, MJ was filming a commercial for Pepsi, and something went wrong with the special effects, and his hair actually caught fire - it was put out quickly.......THAT incident was what started all the MJ jokes......I remember it well - I was already an adult back then......yeah - they were making jokes about him before he became Plastic Man...... (and "Beat It" was his current hit at the time........) he actually had too much hair gel in his hair.that's what caused it because he got too close to a flame on the set |
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I posted a joke and it got deleted.... jerks lol
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In honor of Michael Jackson, his family has requested that all little boys wear their pants at half mast today.
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How do you know when its bed time at MJ's house?
The big hand is touching the little hand. |
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Did u hear michael jacksons latest song??
Don't let your son go down on me |
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What did Michael Jackson say when a boy mooned him while he was drivin down the road??
I'll be there |
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What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit??
Silly Bobbit, Dic.k. Are for kids What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common?? Ones in the minors, and ones into minors!!! Why's Michael Jackson tryin out for the NBA?? He's a CRACK shooter!! Lmfao I got more!! |
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I posted a joke and it got deleted.... jerks lol |
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what does MJ do when he has a cold?
he takes off his nose. |
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In honor of Michael Jackson, his family has requested that all little boys wear their pants at half mast today. Hahahaha I will be stealing that one |
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