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Damn you had me up until "yes dear"
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the "Yes, Dear" is negotiable
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Errrr, good luck with that. I was with you until you said "who knows how to work."
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OOhh OOhh Mr. Kotter. Maybe this is the route to go.
I want a man that knows how to use my tools. Is not afraid. Can hold heavy objects and look pretty. One that will watch football and at the same time let me hold the remote. A fella that will go to a football game on occasion. Owns his own cowboy hat and has several pairs of chaps. ![]() |
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Edited by
justme659
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Wed 07/01/09 11:57 AM
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Sorry. Double post.
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Well, killin those flying evil roaches that get into the garage from the outdoors while I am on the treadmill would help.
OMG im convinced they are aiming right for me! |
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i was here 1st dammit!
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i was here 1st dammit! Yes, and we are still waiting for reports on that line around the block. ![]() |
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i was here 1st dammit! Yes, and we are still waiting for reports on that line around the block. ![]() well u just can't get the fokkin staff nowadays is all i'm saying ![]() |
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Edited by
justme659
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Wed 07/01/09 12:06 PM
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Sorry Beans, Earthytaurus post reminded me of one more...
A spider killer is a must. |
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Phhhfft, I can squish ma own dang spiders. Oh, must be willin to take me to Talladega every October an April
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MUST do as told, i find just about covers it!
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Must eat ma cookin' without complainin bout the 20lbs he's done gained, I ain't force feedin dadgumit!!
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![]() ![]() Who knows how to work on motors, must have own tools, knows how to take care of lawn, must have own lawn equipment, knows that drivin a pickup is preferred, must have own pickup, knows that the answer to any question is "Yes,Dear", must be willin to answer all questions with "Yes, Dear". Only those with pictures of lawn equipment an pickup need apply ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If ur not laughin, then get ta laughin!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() Who knows how to work on motors, must have own tools, knows how to take care of lawn, must have own lawn equipment, knows that drivin a pickup is preferred, must have own pickup, knows that the answer to any question is "Yes,Dear", must be willin to answer all questions with "Yes, Dear". Only those with pictures of lawn equipment an pickup need apply ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If ur not laughin, then get ta laughin!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I lived in MI, way to dang cold fer me!! I prefer ma winters without snow ![]() |
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OMG this thread is sooo funny!!! Brings back memories!!!
When I was in my early 20's, my room mate and I would date guys based on what we needed done around the house..... Never did find someone to put up a fence though ![]() |
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