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Topic: Lookin For A Man
PATSFAN's photo
Wed 07/01/09 11:47 AM
Damn you had me up until "yes dear"laugh

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Wed 07/01/09 11:48 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

ReddBeans's photo
Wed 07/01/09 11:48 AM
the "Yes, Dear" is negotiable:tongue: laugh

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Wed 07/01/09 11:49 AM
Errrr, good luck with that. I was with you until you said "who knows how to work."

justme659's photo
Wed 07/01/09 11:55 AM
OOhh OOhh Mr. Kotter. Maybe this is the route to go.


I want a man that knows how to use my tools. Is not afraid. Can hold heavy objects and look pretty. One that will watch football and at the same time let me hold the remote. A fella that will go to a football game on occasion. Owns his own cowboy hat and has several pairs of chaps. drool

justme659's photo
Wed 07/01/09 11:57 AM
Edited by justme659 on Wed 07/01/09 11:57 AM
Sorry. Double post.

ReddBeans's photo
Wed 07/01/09 11:58 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

earthytaurus76's photo
Wed 07/01/09 11:59 AM
Well, killin those flying evil roaches that get into the garage from the outdoors while I am on the treadmill would help.

OMG im convinced they are aiming right for me!

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Wed 07/01/09 12:00 PM
i was here 1st dammit!

justme659's photo
Wed 07/01/09 12:02 PM

i was here 1st dammit!


Yes, and we are still waiting for reports on that line around the block. frustrated

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Wed 07/01/09 12:03 PM


i was here 1st dammit!


Yes, and we are still waiting for reports on that line around the block. frustrated



well u just can't get the fokkin staff nowadays is all i'm saying grumble

justme659's photo
Wed 07/01/09 12:05 PM
Edited by justme659 on Wed 07/01/09 12:06 PM
Sorry Beans, Earthytaurus post reminded me of one more...


A spider killer is a must.

ReddBeans's photo
Wed 07/01/09 12:08 PM
Phhhfft, I can squish ma own dang spiders. Oh, must be willin to take me to Talladega every October an Aprilbigsmile

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Wed 07/01/09 12:09 PM
MUST do as told, i find just about covers it!

ReddBeans's photo
Wed 07/01/09 12:14 PM
Must eat ma cookin' without complainin bout the 20lbs he's done gained, I ain't force feedin dadgumit!!:laughing:

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Wed 07/01/09 12:17 PM
rofl rofl

Who knows how to work on motors, must have own tools, knows how to take care of lawn, must have own lawn equipment, knows that drivin a pickup is preferred, must have own pickup, knows that the answer to any question is "Yes,Dear", must be willin to answer all questions with "Yes, Dear". Only those with pictures of lawn equipment an pickup need applyshades


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl COME UP TO MICHIGAN IM ALL THAT...........








If ur not laughin, then get ta laughin!!!:tongue: laugh
drool drool drool flowers flowers smitten smitten smitten smitten

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 07/01/09 12:17 PM
flowerforyou Eye am luking 4a man like that2flowerforyou

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Wed 07/01/09 12:18 PM

flowerforyou Eye am luking 4a man like that2flowerforyou



back o the queue grumble

ReddBeans's photo
Wed 07/01/09 12:19 PM

rofl rofl

Who knows how to work on motors, must have own tools, knows how to take care of lawn, must have own lawn equipment, knows that drivin a pickup is preferred, must have own pickup, knows that the answer to any question is "Yes,Dear", must be willin to answer all questions with "Yes, Dear". Only those with pictures of lawn equipment an pickup need applyshades


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl COME UP TO MICHIGAN IM ALL THAT...........








If ur not laughin, then get ta laughin!!!:tongue: laugh
drool drool drool flowers flowers smitten smitten smitten smitten


I lived in MI, way to dang cold fer me!! I prefer ma winters without snowshades

Lilypetal's photo
Wed 07/01/09 12:20 PM
OMG this thread is sooo funny!!! Brings back memories!!!

When I was in my early 20's, my room mate and I would date guys based on what we needed done around the house..... Never did find someone to put up a fence though ohwell

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