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Topic: How do you like to be kissed?
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 07/11/09 05:20 AM
This also goes for obstacle course kissers. Put obstacles in my way- I'm gone. Cya.

Tootsweet13 Joined Sun 03/29/09 Posts: 2713	Sat 07/11/09 05:24 AM Edited by Tootsweet13 on Sat 07/11/09 05:24 AM
ooo ...gonna sit right over there ------> and just watch this thread Oh, like we don't see you with your notepad and pen, poised and ready to scribble down any kissing tips. honey I don't NEED any tips...never had anyone complain about my kissing technique EVER Yeah...to your FACE! KIDDING, Patti! I am quite certain that you kiss quite satisfactorily.

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sat 07/11/09 05:24 AM
the perfect kiss melts like dark chocolate and envelops you like a warm blanket. then suddenly you pause and you are bare save the delicate touch of your lover....at home in each other's embrace and needing nothing else. Now, this man know's how to smooth talk.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 07/11/09 05:25 AM
Squeemish ticklish women are no fun. BIG TURNOFF. "You're kisses are too wet". "You're using too much tongue". "Don't kiss me on my neck- that tickles". "Don't touch me here". "Don't touch me there". Ends with "Hey! Where you going? You're leaving? But why? What's the matter"? If I can't romance or touch Ms. Squeemish barb squarepants- I don't want it. Oh...so rather than trying to reach a compromise and find a happy medium that you can both enjoy, you're more of a "Don't like it? Too bad" kinda guy? .....no. But life is short. If I have to have an instruction manual, flashlight, written invitation, road map, GPS, tom tom go, and every other freaking mechanical aid for a damn kiss, I'd rather not kiss her and hope that she seeks therapy, and that her prescribed meds help her with her mental illness. Ha ha ha!

Tootsweet13 Joined Sun 03/29/09 Posts: 2713	Sat 07/11/09 05:26 AM
the perfect kiss melts like dark chocolate and envelops you like a warm blanket. then suddenly you pause and you are bare save the delicate touch of your lover....at home in each other's embrace and needing nothing else. Now, this man know's how to smooth talk. Yeah, I was just thinking that s1owhand should open a kissing booth so we can all sample his wares.

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 07/11/09 05:29 AM Edited by s1owhand on Sat 07/11/09 05:40 AM
that would be nice...

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sat 07/11/09 05:31 AM Edited by shoesmonkey on Sat 07/11/09 05:32 AM
the perfect kiss melts like dark chocolate and envelops you like a warm blanket. then suddenly you pause and you are bare save the delicate touch of your lover....at home in each other's embrace and needing nothing else. Now, this man know's how to smooth talk. Yeah, I was just thinking that s1owhand should open a kissing booth so we can all sample his wares. That would be a great way to start off my day. I'd be smiling all day long.

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Sat 07/11/09 05:32 AM
ooo ...gonna sit right over there ------> and just watch this thread Oh, like we don't see you with your notepad and pen, poised and ready to scribble down any kissing tips. honey I don't NEED any tips...never had anyone complain about my kissing technique EVER Yeah...to your FACE! KIDDING, Patti! I am quite certain that you kiss quite satisfactorily. OMG I sure hope TB doesn't see this...I will never hear the end of it

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Sat 07/11/09 05:32 AM
A little biting can be fun too.

Tootsweet13 Joined Sun 03/29/09 Posts: 2713	Sat 07/11/09 05:32 AM
the perfect kiss melts like dark chocolate and envelops you like a warm blanket. then suddenly you pause and you are bare save the delicate touch of your lover....at home in each other's embrace and needing nothing else. Now, this man know's how to smooth talk. Yeah, I was just thinking that s1owhand should open a kissing booth so we can all sample his wares. That would be a gret way to start off my day. I'd be smiling all day long. Careful with the drool...we don't know whether he likes wet kisses.

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sat 07/11/09 05:34 AM
the perfect kiss melts like dark chocolate and envelops you like a warm blanket. then suddenly you pause and you are bare save the delicate touch of your lover....at home in each other's embrace and needing nothing else. Now, this man know's how to smooth talk. Yeah, I was just thinking that s1owhand should open a kissing booth so we can all sample his wares. That would be a gret way to start off my day. I'd be smiling all day long. Careful with the drool...we don't know whether he likes wet kisses. LOL You're too funny! Yeah, I don't like messy one's either.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 07/11/09 05:34 AM
Don't you dare tell me to kiss you then hand me an instruction manual. Your doctor will be wondering how it got up there and the best methods of extracting it. I don't like being insulted on such trivial matters. Once again the truth from the wise........too many people put obstacles and ultimatums in their lives and relationships. And when you put an obstacle or ultimatum in a relationship- its over. Everyone has preferences and their own tastes in what they like or don't like. But some turn it into an obstacle or ultimatum.

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sat 07/11/09 05:35 AM
Don't you dare tell me to kiss you then hand me an instruction manual. Your doctor will be wondering how it got up there and the best methods of extracting it. I don't like being insulted on such trivial matters. Once again the truth from the wise........too many people put obstacles and ultimatums in their lives and relationships. And when you put an obstacle or ultimatum in a relationship- its over. Everyone has preferences and their own tastes in what they like or don't like. But some turn it into an obstacle or ultimatum. Oh, shut up and kiss me you fool.

Tootsweet13 Joined Sun 03/29/09 Posts: 2713	Sat 07/11/09 05:36 AM
Don't you dare tell me to kiss you then hand me an instruction manual. Your doctor will be wondering how it got up there and the best methods of extracting it. I don't like being insulted on such trivial matters. Once again the truth from the wise........too many people put obstacles and ultimatums in their lives and relationships. And when you put an obstacle or ultimatum in a relationship- its over. Everyone has preferences and their own tastes in what they like or don't like. But some turn it into an obstacle or ultimatum. Yeah, I agree. Picky people blow.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Sat 07/11/09 05:36 AM
A little biting can be fun too.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Sat 07/11/09 05:38 AM
A little biting can be fun too. Good morning.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Sat 07/11/09 05:38 AM
i like it when a woman gives me what i like to call "a mouth hug"

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sat 07/11/09 05:38 AM
A little biting can be fun too. Biting is a turn on isn't it? Just a little something extra.

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 07/11/09 05:41 AM
neck biting drove her insane...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 07/11/09 05:42 AM
I can give an eskimo kiss that makes you touch your nose and makes you realize you have one. I can give you a respectful peck on the cheek that makes you smile. I can give you a kiss with feeling that makes your toes curl and you have to change wet clothing and leaves you breathless. And I can give you a gentle kiss on your shoulder post coitus as we lay naked that will make you shiver. I'm not 12 years old. Aint my first country picnic.