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Try and invent a solar powered automatic wanking machine for people who go to clothing optional beaches. Dude I am not sure where that came from but I like it...... 
Hey, when you are sitting alone in your underwear in front of the computer things just kind of pop-up. True enough. Why solar powered??? 
Cause you're at the beach,  , where ya gonna plug it in?
OK. It should probably have a battery back up. Say you are at the beach and it is cloudy ( it happens ) and you whip out your solar powered automatic wanking machine. You are going to have an unhappy customer. Then you use the optional hand crank.  Good one brother...
ummmm, which beach are you two going to be at.... just wondering |
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When i use to roll i'd smoke it afterwards Puff, Puff, Pass
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hahahaha, kids these days and their lingo rolling is just another word for being stoned on ectasy? oh thats the "love drug" isnt it? I remember whippets. they were marijoowanna pipes that held a nitrous cartridge so when you took a hit you got NO2 also doin all those drugs alone is prolly pretty boring though. The nitrous cartridge fits into a cracker which cracks it open into a balloon. On psychedelics they last a little longer than a nanosecond, and are far more intense. And yes, doing those drugs alone are boring and pointless, but when you're alone sometimes you do boring and pointless things. That's why I'm waiting so long before doing it again. But when we just get paid, and we have nothing better to do, well, shite happens. |
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Try and invent a solar powered automatic wanking machine for people who go to clothing optional beaches. Dude I am not sure where that came from but I like it......
Hey, when you are sitting alone in your underwear in front of the computer things just kind of pop-up. True enough. Why solar powered???
Cause you're at the beach, , where ya gonna plug it in?
OK. It should probably have a battery back up. Say you are at the beach and it is cloudy ( it happens ) and you whip out your solar powered automatic wanking machine. You are going to have an unhappy customer. Then you use the optional hand crank. Good one brother...
ummmm, which beach are you two going to be at.... just wondering I'm thinking if I told ya, ya wouldn't be there. So you'll just be left guessing. |
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Try and invent a solar powered automatic wanking machine for people who go to clothing optional beaches. Dude I am not sure where that came from but I like it......
Hey, when you are sitting alone in your underwear in front of the computer things just kind of pop-up. True enough. Why solar powered???
Cause you're at the beach, , where ya gonna plug it in?
OK. It should probably have a battery back up. Say you are at the beach and it is cloudy ( it happens ) and you whip out your solar powered automatic wanking machine. You are going to have an unhappy customer. Then you use the optional hand crank. Good one brother...
ummmm, which beach are you two going to be at.... just wondering I'm thinking if I told ya, ya wouldn't be there. So you'll just be left guessing. damn, I was just looking for some entertainment... |
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Try and invent a solar powered automatic wanking machine for people who go to clothing optional beaches. Dude I am not sure where that came from but I like it......
Hey, when you are sitting alone in your underwear in front of the computer things just kind of pop-up. True enough. Why solar powered???
Cause you're at the beach, , where ya gonna plug it in?
OK. It should probably have a battery back up. Say you are at the beach and it is cloudy ( it happens ) and you whip out your solar powered automatic wanking machine. You are going to have an unhappy customer. Then you use the optional hand crank. Good one brother...
ummmm, which beach are you two going to be at.... just wondering I'm thinking if I told ya, ya wouldn't be there. So you'll just be left guessing. damn, I was just looking for some entertainment... Then you will have to send for your own. And act now! There is a limited quanity and they are going fast. |
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Try and invent a solar powered automatic wanking machine for people who go to clothing optional beaches. Dude I am not sure where that came from but I like it......
Hey, when you are sitting alone in your underwear in front of the computer things just kind of pop-up. True enough. Why solar powered???
Cause you're at the beach, , where ya gonna plug it in?
OK. It should probably have a battery back up. Say you are at the beach and it is cloudy ( it happens ) and you whip out your solar powered automatic wanking machine. You are going to have an unhappy customer. Then you use the optional hand crank. Good one brother...
ummmm, which beach are you two going to be at.... just wondering I'm thinking if I told ya, ya wouldn't be there. So you'll just be left guessing. damn, I was just looking for some entertainment... Watch out for her motown she wants this solar powered automatic wanking machine of yours......
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Try and invent a solar powered automatic wanking machine for people who go to clothing optional beaches. Dude I am not sure where that came from but I like it......
Hey, when you are sitting alone in your underwear in front of the computer things just kind of pop-up. True enough. Why solar powered???
Cause you're at the beach, , where ya gonna plug it in?
OK. It should probably have a battery back up. Say you are at the beach and it is cloudy ( it happens ) and you whip out your solar powered automatic wanking machine. You are going to have an unhappy customer. Then you use the optional hand crank. Good one brother...
ummmm, which beach are you two going to be at.... just wondering I'm thinking if I told ya, ya wouldn't be there. So you'll just be left guessing. damn, I was just looking for some entertainment... Watch out for her motown she wants this solar powered automatic wanking machine of yours......
Soon everybody will want one. |
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