This is a question that has been bugging me for a long time,since I became aware of men and found out that they can be really hot,or cute..well you get the picture...lol..The question is "Why do men have to scratch themselves in public,or adjust themselves,but it's in public?" And women if this happens in your presense as well,let me know..I just wonder if it's only around me or everyone.I seem to have it happen whenever I'm around men,wether at work,in a bar,or on the street...Why????

Sometimes you just have to rearrange the furniture.

Better than writing their name in the snow...

I don't normally notice men, so no, I don't see it

because it itches or

Because our underwear is too tight

You've never adjusted your bra strap or your panties in public?

I don't look at them long enough to notice that.

Because sometimes Mr. Happy has a mind of his own!!

I...am...going...to...vomit!

Ok, here's a list:

1. Itch. It happens there. A lot. I don't know why

2. Something getting caught somewhere. There can be a lot of expanding and contracting and moving and shaking. Sometimes something gets caught up somewhere and it hurts like hell.

3. You're wearing a cup. Usually a sports thing, but maybe some men are extra cautious.

4. Trying to draw attention to their groin. I've actually seen studies on this.

I've seen monkeys pulling on their wee-wees before...

You forgot the possibility of crabs. That could go in 1, though.

great.. .I was just going out to lunch too...

Or maybe they are afraid the someone will grab it run away with it and checking to se it if still there ..

Or maybe they crushed nuts ...

Hungry lil fella?

I believe the first one, they do seem to be paranoid about that area, as if it's detachable, and able to be lost. Which would be nice, you could send the guy away and tell him to leave his junk with you. Win-win.

who are you..... calling me a Monkey????????