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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 39 | |
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he works at disney land as Aladdin's monkey, Apu I thought his name was Abu!  Is quite crafty and would scrapbook all her posts here if they weren't electronic! |
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lol ya you're right
She can lift up a car when she gets angry. 
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so cute ya just wanna pinch her cheeks when ya see her!
 
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lol thanx heavenly.
watches Dr. Phil for advice |
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farts and blames it on someone else, thinks that is really funny
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likes eating green eggs and ham
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caught me under the mistletoe last Christmas
 
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tried out for dancing with the stars in hopes of meeting Marie Osborn.
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dresses up as a man so that she can watch free porn at the Sperm Bank
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was a sperm doner when he was younger and now has hundreds of unknown children.
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How about I star one about myself...
They say I look like Chuck Norris, well I don't.. or at least I think I don't, or maybe I don't, or... darn I don't know anymore.... 
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thinks he is Chuck Norris
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Thinks the Trojan Vibrating Touch is for back massages
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Prefers to use the hers in the KY his/hers lotion pack!
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thinks crossdressing is wearing a pair of tight legged jeans. (still wears them anyways)
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Pee-Wee Herman used to be her pimp.
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believes Elvis is still alive
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But Elvis IS alive! He's alive in our hearts.
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tried out for American Idol, but never even made it to the judges.
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Has an altar to Paula Abdul in her bedroom.
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