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What's the cutest thing alittle one has said or did.
My grandson just turned 3 and he says grandma you have cool boobies. lol I about died normally I'm not at a loss for words but in this case I was |
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We were at church one day,and they were having communion and my 4 yr. old grand daughter yells out I want a treat too.
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A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it." Lori, age 8 "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." Ricky, age 10 |
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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? "If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it." Lori, age 8 "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." Ricky, age 10 |
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"How do you put make up on your mind?" -- Girl, when told she should make up her mind.
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"Tell me when you're asleep, ok?" -- 7 year old boy, overheard talking to his 5 year old brother.
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A lil guy i know once told me that if you love someone get them a bunch of dirt. Confused me asked why. He stated to plant the tree of love. I thought it was really cute. When he was 3 his parents got married and planted a tree in the backyard its there love tree is what they told him. He also said if mommy forgets to water it dad will forget he loves mommy.
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Had taken my kids to eat at Whites Cafeteria which we did once a week. My son was about 5 and was standing beside me and my daughter was in my arms she was about 2 years old. Well we was standing in line to pay and I was not paying attention who was behind me had my hands full and was looking forward...
When all of a sudden my daughter yells out "Loooooooooook Mommy a Chocolate Baby" as she is pointing behind me..........  As I turned around to my surprise there was a black lady holding a baby behind me believe me if I could have found a hole to crawl into I would have at that moment...  The lady just started laughing and said that is so cute I have never heard that before.........to this day the kids and I still laugh about that even though at the time I was totally embarrassed
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Had taken my kids to eat at Whites Cafeteria which we did once a week. My son was about 5 and was standing beside me and my daughter was in my arms she was about 2 years old. Well we was standing in line to pay and I was not paying attention who was behind me had my hands full and was looking forward... When all of a sudden my daughter yells out "Loooooooooook Mommy a Chocolate Baby" as she is pointing behind me.......... As I turned around to my surprise there was a black lady holding a baby behind me believe me if I could have found a hole to crawl into I would have at that moment... The lady just started laughing and said that is so cute I have never heard that before.........to this day the kids and I still laugh about that even though at the time I was totally embarrassed |
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Yeah it was afterwards but at the time I bet I was a pretty shade of red I keep apologizing to the lady and hell she was laughing just as hard as everyone around us that had heard it....
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Yeah it was afterwards but at the time I bet I was a pretty shade of red I keep apologizing to the lady and hell she was laughing just as hard as everyone around us that had heard it.... |
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Haha those are funny.
When my daughter was 5 we were at a Mexican Restaurant in Houston. I took her to the restroom when she got out of the stall, she did what she was raised to do and washed her hands. As she was drying her hands a mom and her little girl came out of the stall and walked directly towards the door. My little girl was SHOCKED. Out loud she said.."Mommy, that mommy and little girl didn't wash their hands". Wow, if looks could kill I would have been dead. That mom shot me a look and I just shrugged my shoulders and gave her a look of "welllll". Another one I took her to Burlington Coat Factory in Houston. This little girl had to use the restroom really bad. I brought her in there and she stopped dead in her tracks, a bunch of women in there, urine and toilet paper on the floor, it wreaked very badly and she said out loud.. "This is nasty, mommy I can hold it". yes you can imagine the looks I got but again just shrugged my shoulders. 
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Haha those are funny. When my daughter was 5 we were at a Mexican Restaurant in Houston. I took her to the restroom when she got out of the stall, she did what she was raised to do and washed her hands. As she was drying her hands a mom and her little girl came out of the stall and walked directly towards the door. My little girl was SHOCKED. Out loud she said.."Mommy, that mommy and little girl didn't wash their hands". Wow, if looks could kill I would have been dead. That mom shot me a look and I just shrugged my shoulders and gave her a look of "welllll". Another one I took her to Burlington Coat Factory in Houston. This little girl had to use the restroom really bad. I brought her in there and she stopped dead in her tracks, a bunch of women in there, urine and toilet paper on the floor, it wreaked very badly and she said out loud.. "This is nasty, mommy I can hold it". yes you can imagine the looks I got but again just shrugged my shoulders. 
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Haha those are funny. When my daughter was 5 we were at a Mexican Restaurant in Houston. I took her to the restroom when she got out of the stall, she did what she was raised to do and washed her hands. As she was drying her hands a mom and her little girl came out of the stall and walked directly towards the door. My little girl was SHOCKED. Out loud she said.."Mommy, that mommy and little girl didn't wash their hands". Wow, if looks could kill I would have been dead. That mom shot me a look and I just shrugged my shoulders and gave her a look of "welllll". Another one I took her to Burlington Coat Factory in Houston. This little girl had to use the restroom really bad. I brought her in there and she stopped dead in her tracks, a bunch of women in there, urine and toilet paper on the floor, it wreaked very badly and she said out loud.. "This is nasty, mommy I can hold it". yes you can imagine the looks I got but again just shrugged my shoulders. |
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