16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go,
pikachu, go!"

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go,
pikachu, go!"

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!

seen a long time ago

but it was amusing this time through too

thanks

HAHA I think I might try some of those things

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

This one below is HILARIOUS

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme. <-- I think I've done this!

REARRANGE THE CD`S WELL AS MANY AS POSSIBLE

You forgot bouncing Buckethead off the wall to see if any chicken comes
out...

my hubby likes to "test drive" the bikes through the store.

lol
i have tried everysingle one of em except
3, 7, 11
lol

Ive done that Somedude, it's
quite amusing.

haha..But number 3 you would get caught in a second though

I like going to Target and playing some wierd form of hockey with the
'noodles' from the pool toy department and the cheap inflatalble balls.

Man, good times.

Ooh ooh, and there's also this truck in the toy department that plays
music. I like getting the one that has Queen's We Will Rock you and
carrying it around like a boombox. But the MC Hammer truck is good too.

Try to find someone help you get mowed over, when checking out, at the
checkout counter.

the last one is hilarious

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!



LMFAO

lmao
I LMAO
at all of them
sorry I am sad
LMAO
funny post though

test out the matresses
take a short nap

hahahha
its funny

and if your in a Chinese Wlamart...you can stand and stare for
hours.....and still not know what kind of meat hangs before you...except
for the poor duck as he still has his bill.....bluck!