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Topic: Looking at wemen
reckmen's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:16 PM
Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody.

the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good.

FearandLoathing's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:22 PM
Women...hell, use ladies...girls even. Wemen is not even a word.

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:23 PM
Sounds like you blew it for whatever the "event" was for, but made a nice connection with a hot tootse.

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Sun 12/13/09 05:26 PM
Women who dress like that,want you to look...They know what they're doing...

Quietman_2009's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:32 PM

Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody.

the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good.



I kinda had a hard time understanding any of that

reckmen's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:36 PM

Sounds like you blew it for whatever the "event" was for, but made a nice connection with a hot tootse.
well not really like it was bad for a few minutes but when i came back in and people stared talking to me they was telling me how much they loved the way i handled it. because most people would have just ran into the one sided argument. and got a few calls from people

reckmen's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:37 PM

Women...hell, use ladies...girls even. Wemen is not even a word.


yeah my english sucks

vivian2981's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:37 PM


Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody.

the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good.



I kinda had a hard time understanding any of that


Thank goodness.....I thought it was my eyes going bad!laugh

reckmen's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:38 PM


Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody.

the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good.



I kinda had a hard time understanding any of that


really umm try reading it in english that seems to work welllaugh

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:39 PM


Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody.

the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good.



I kinda had a hard time understanding any of that


Well, writing good coherent English is not everybodys strong point.

MeChrissy2's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:41 PM
Too many words. You had me at hello. I love wemens.:tongue: :wink:

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Sun 12/13/09 05:46 PM
shocked ... 'wee mens' ... isn't that a metaphor for midget porn?

MeChrissy2's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:48 PM

shocked ... 'wee mens' ... isn't that a metaphor for midget porn?


I love midget porn. But only the big headed midget kind. Not the normal little people kind.

Quietman_2009's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:49 PM
I like the munchkin type midgets

"we are the members of the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild..."

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:51 PM


shocked ... 'wee mens' ... isn't that a metaphor for midget porn?


I love midget porn. But only the big headed midget kind. Not the normal little people kind.


When it comes to midget porn, it's all good.

no photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:53 PM


shocked ... 'wee mens' ... isn't that a metaphor for midget porn?


I love midget porn. But only the big headed midget kind. Not the normal little people kind.



...rofl


Pass the magazine and whatevah else y'all's havin' ((((((((Chrissy)))))))) ... drinks

MeChrissy2's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:55 PM



shocked ... 'wee mens' ... isn't that a metaphor for midget porn?


I love midget porn. But only the big headed midget kind. Not the normal little people kind.



...rofl


Pass the magazine and whatevah else y'all's havin' ((((((((Chrissy)))))))) ... drinks


Hey Dollface. smooched

Edy_ca's photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:56 PM
kinda sounds like a "real story" taken right out of hustler laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Sun 12/13/09 05:59 PM

I like the munchkin type midgets

"we are the members of the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild..."
noway I was a miget once................
But my BODY growed,,,,,just certain PARTS stayed small,,wink,lol,
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Sun 12/13/09 06:00 PM



Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody.

the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good.



I kinda had a hard time understanding any of that


Well, writing good coherent English is not everybodys strong point.


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