Topic: How the fudder r ya? | |
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Yeah, I know, I know ! Where the H*LL have I been !! I"ve been in the witness protection program an I drove my handlers crazy so they threw me back into my old life with nuthin but my redneck wits to keep me safe. I'm sittin here makin me up some redneck pipe bombs so as to keep the bad peoples away an I've gotten me a whole passel of rabid dogs protectin the perimeter. I should be ok for at least a day or two.
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BEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MISSY?
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AH if u'll read the above paragraph u'll see LMAO
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LMAO at your redneck wits
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so you didn't come back to entertain my fetish?
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hey there Reddbeans
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Unfortunately, them there Federal Marshall peoples didn't appreciate my redneck wits one bit, thus the need for the redneck pipe bombs an rabid dogs. Thinkin might need to get a few more shotguns an such to keep my behind safe
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So, how goes things round here? What have I missed? Give me all the nasty gossip
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oh same ole same ole
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So, how goes things round here? What have I missed? Give me all the nasty gossip |
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I always knew u was one of them netsluts Best SHAME! SHAME!!
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So, how goes things round here? What have I missed? Give me all the nasty gossip was it good????? you sure it was me and not the blow up doll you named rose? |
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I always knew u was one of them netsluts Best SHAME! SHAME!! |
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I hear the Niagra is purty good also, keeps things good an wet
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So Kim, are there any new cute cowboys on here I can molest? I ain't molested nobody in ages an I'm feelin alil itchy
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dunno....I skeer dem off
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Dang it!! I got a lasso that needs breakin in!!
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So, how goes things round here? What have I missed? Give me all the nasty gossip was it good????? you sure it was me and not the blow up doll you named rose? |
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you ain't right Best |
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He's more twisted than that dang new fangled digital tv
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