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Topic: They drive me nuts!
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Mon 06/27/11 08:24 PM


Religions that is, Christianity in particular. They're called apologists, but they make no apologies for their god - only excuses. "We cannot question him." They have a concept of what is moral and immoral. They know the murder of children is wrong and if anyone ordered them to slaughter innocents they would call them disgusting and tell them to go to that hot place....lol. But the god they worship is not held to such moral standards, not even for what they know is immoral.

If these acts are evil acts when a person does them then they are still evil when god does them...even more so because the claim is that he loves, protects and guides.

So he is deceptive, a murderer and a trickster for the role he played in the whole temptation in the garden story. Churches teach double-think and that is the main trick of a dictator or tyrant.

To make people think war is peace, hate is love, evil is good and so on. This religion has people so fully into this worship of an invisible deity and so into the belief of impossible and silly stories. But these stories were written by mere MEN who only CLAIMED it was inspired by god and that the spirit possessed them write with no proof and over 500 years later.

And we are the crazy ones?



yeah, doublethink drives me crazy too. And one can't use logic to break it. They have it so ingrained, most of the time, that if Jesus came down and told 'em it was b.s., they'd say it wasn't.

One of my favorite examples of double think:
Christians: We're praying for you!
me: Do you believe prayer works?
christians: Of course! If any 2 or more christians agree in God's name....blah blah blah
me: So...what are you praying for me?
christians: That you'll see the light and come to Jesus!
me: And you believe this'll happen?
christians: Absolutely! If any 2 christians...blah blah blah..
me: So...all I have to do to prove your religion is false and your God is a liar is die and go to hell?
christians: umm...well no...that would be your choice....
me: But you just said prayer works and you're praying for me to see the light so that choice should already be made for me.
christians: umm...no...that's a choice only you can make...
me: But you JUST said a minute ago...

and on and on and on....


Unfortunately there is a timing problem for this proof.

If your NOT turning to be Christian is the proof that there is no god, it can only be decided at the time of your death and after.

Until then, if you don't turn to be a christian, you still may become a christian some time later. The prayer by 2 or more christians has no time limit to take effect. The proof is not complete as long as you still have some time to live.

After your death nobody can determine if you you'd turned into a christian or not. The question is undecidable.

So the mystery remains, and the argument proved nothing. Certainly it did not irrefutably prove the non-existence of god.

wux's photo
Mon 06/27/11 08:27 PM

I just wish they'd leave me alone when I'm trying to have a good time. I'm 47, I have heard the "good news" many, many times already.


I am sure you're the type of guy who can't stand "bad news". You know, violence, wars, Sarah Palin's new line of fashion breast implants.

So, let's see. No news is good news. Good news is bad news. Bad news is Sarah Palin's new line of fashion breast implants.

I like bad news.

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Mon 06/27/11 08:36 PM
Edited by wux on Mon 06/27/11 08:40 PM

Religions that is, Christianity in particular. They're called apologists, but they make no apologies for their god - only excuses. "We cannot question him."


The Jews are different. They do question their god, they do argue with him who is right and who is wrong, and they do keep renewing their bi-lateral contract in case of a breach by one side or the other.

I listened to this Rabbi talk about that. He said the Jews were complaining that the manna that god was throwing at them in the deserts of the Sinai was not too tasty. Job argued with god at lenght. He said other things too, which I can't remember.

The one thing nobody argues with god for, that is, no Jew is arguing, is the Nazi Holocaust. That took the breath out of the Jews. They can't explain that.

I really think they should dissolve the Jewish religion, in light of what happened in Auschwitz. It was a clear indication by god, a miracle of sorts, with his meaning "enough is enough. Adieu my little friends, you're on your own now."

I think he got angry at the jokes. The world famous Jewish humour. In the bible the god is a mean and jealous god; it never laughs, in the entire five thousand years that the bible spanned on so many pages there is not one joke. Then the twentieth-century Jew becomes funny. Woody Allen, Seinfeld came after the Holocaust, but the Marx Brothers and the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem came just before it.

So... go wild, make wild guesses what the Holocaust was all about in a religious light or explanation. If you can do it, fine, otherwise you need to turn in your badge as a Jew. Jew no more.

I hear god is now eyeing the TELF (Tiberian Ethiopian Liberation Front) and Tiberians as his next chosen people.

I don't know. I just hope that God has the wisdom to choose wisely this time.

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Mon 06/27/11 08:51 PM
Edited by wux on Mon 06/27/11 08:53 PM

i had someone tell me a few weeks ago, this Christian girl, "please believe, i want you to be in heaven with me." i just looked at her like seriously?


Man, don't be stupid. That chick wants to bone you. "Whose place? Yours, mine, or the one upstairs?"

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Wed 06/29/11 06:37 AM


Religions that is, Christianity in particular. They're called apologists, but they make no apologies for their god - only excuses. "We cannot question him."


The Jews are different. They do question their god, they do argue with him who is right and who is wrong, and they do keep renewing their bi-lateral contract in case of a breach by one side or the other.

I listened to this Rabbi talk about that. He said the Jews were complaining that the manna that god was throwing at them in the deserts of the Sinai was not too tasty. Job argued with god at lenght. He said other things too, which I can't remember.

The one thing nobody argues with god for, that is, no Jew is arguing, is the Nazi Holocaust. That took the breath out of the Jews. They can't explain that.

I really think they should dissolve the Jewish religion, in light of what happened in Auschwitz. It was a clear indication by god, a miracle of sorts, with his meaning "enough is enough. Adieu my little friends, you're on your own now."

I think he got angry at the jokes. The world famous Jewish humour. In the bible the god is a mean and jealous god; it never laughs, in the entire five thousand years that the bible spanned on so many pages there is not one joke. Then the twentieth-century Jew becomes funny. Woody Allen, Seinfeld came after the Holocaust, but the Marx Brothers and the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem came just before it.

So... go wild, make wild guesses what the Holocaust was all about in a religious light or explanation. If you can do it, fine, otherwise you need to turn in your badge as a Jew. Jew no more.

I hear god is now eyeing the TELF (Tiberian Ethiopian Liberation Front) and Tiberians as his next chosen people.

I don't know. I just hope that God has the wisdom to choose wisely this time.


laugh

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Mon 07/11/11 02:53 AM


i had someone tell me a few weeks ago, this Christian girl, "please believe, i want you to be in heaven with me." i just looked at her like seriously?


Man, don't be stupid. That chick wants to bone you. "Whose place? Yours, mine, or the one upstairs?"

lmao you're right she does she said so herself

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Mon 07/11/11 02:55 AM


its funny, I saw this post and i immediately said "omg finally people who think like me!" i spent the past year writing about religion. i've taken a lot of heat from people for it. i was born into a muslim family and left islam at 16, i explored Judaism and christianity. its all BS i'm almost 26 now. anyway its funny because i'm completely surrounded by religion obsessed people (christianity Judaism islam etc etc). i have a disease called muscular dystrophy, everyone has this misconception that i'm "angry at god," so i deny his existence lol. it can't possibly be because i'm RATIONAL? to the OP, i feel your frustration bro. i can't eat pork in my own house because my family is obsessed with islam. i had someone tell me a few weeks ago, this Christian girl, "please believe, i want you to be in heaven with me." i just looked at her like seriously? anyway that's enough ranting, if anyone wants to read my blog about religion and how i debunked Judaism islam and christianity, send me a message i don't think i'm allowed to post it here, i would love some feedback from fellow atheists/agnostics, especially since everyone whos read it is religion obsessed.
You can post links. I would be interested.


here you are truba11a.blogspot.com

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Wed 07/13/11 09:13 PM



i had someone tell me a few weeks ago, this Christian girl, "please believe, i want you to be in heaven with me." i just looked at her like seriously?


Man, don't be stupid. That chick wants to bone you. "Whose place? Yours, mine, or the one upstairs?"

lmao you're right she does she said so herself


Under sharia rule and islamic belief, is it permissible to sneak in a seventy-eighth virgin into the place?

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Fri 07/22/11 12:09 AM




i had someone tell me a few weeks ago, this Christian girl, "please believe, i want you to be in heaven with me." i just looked at her like seriously?


Man, don't be stupid. That chick wants to bone you. "Whose place? Yours, mine, or the one upstairs?"

lmao you're right she does she said so herself


Under sharia rule and islamic belief, is it permissible to sneak in a seventy-eighth virgin into the place?

i honestly wouldn't know lol i don't remember and don't really care enough to research

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Mon 07/21/14 08:39 AM
personalty i prefer the church of bacon and the flying spaghetti monster myself to all the nonsense that's out there> I hate when something bad happens and religious person tells me "I will pray for you" I always hate the urge to reply...Thats nice but thats for you this is superposed to help me how?

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Fri 09/19/14 03:47 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_Unearthed#See_also

smexychikbiemo66's photo
Mon 09/29/14 03:54 PM
Eh I don't mind I'm Agnostic and thinking about going Christian again honestly. Better to live for a better end then nothing.happy

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