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Topic: Carnation milk - 65 YEARS AGO ..
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 01/04/10 04:01 AM
This is choice! A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all." She thought to herself, "I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!" She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!"

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 01/04/10 04:59 AM
Help me out here, I'm missing something

sugarnspice1 Joined Mon 09/15/08 Posts: 48	Mon 01/04/10 07:47 AM
me too lol

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Mon 01/04/10 08:38 AM


franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Mon 01/04/10 08:43 AM Edited by franshade on Mon 01/04/10 08:44 AM
Carnation milk is the best of all, No t!ts to pull, no shy!t to haul; No buckets to wash, no hay to pitch, Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-byitch!

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 01/04/10 03:32 PM
Carnation milk is the best of all, No t!ts to pull, no shy!t to haul; No buckets to wash, no hay to pitch, Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-byitch! EXACTLY!!!

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funguymd Joined Wed 12/02/09 Posts: 91	Sun 01/10/10 01:38 PM
Never heard of that one before. I guess now I have.

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