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| Topic: --- Women are like parking spaces..... --- | |
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I think wux just let us know why he's having trouble parking.
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Women are like parking spaces because they always hang around shopping malls, they are most useful when lying flat, and they are most beautiful when they are wide open. They also are most relaxing when they don't talk. Some bear a lot of children. You lay them once the first time right, and you never have to worry about their cracks getting filled in with someone else's dirt and filth. They can take the entire road team of the Broncos all at once.    
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all the good women r taken, and the rest so far out u would not want them....well some truth to that....same applies to some men..
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Unless you find one to pull into, you are just going around in circles frustrated
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sometimes their too short and your left with you azz hangin out!
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I think wux just let us know why he's having trouble parking. Heck, I don't even own a car. (DON'T GO THERE.) |
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you forgot some are pregnant others are handicapped Not cool to dis the disabled. Ableism is just another form of bigotry. Really bad Karma too. Especially since many are great friends, fun to date, and make great spouses; as well as parents. It is one thing to joke around about human behavior but to make ugly cracks about things people have no control over smacks of really poor ability to be "funny". Sounds more like insecurity and hatred for others than humor. Sometimes you really learn a lot about people when you listen to what they think is funny. |
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Edited by
Updawg
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Sat 01/09/10 06:40 PM
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Some are just hitching posts for horses
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...some are always the first to get plowed.
...some are always the last to get plowed. ...some never get plowed and are left with a big dirty pile that never seems to melt. |
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TAHT'S WHY IT PAYS VISITING YOUR DENTIST REGULARLY -- SO YOU DON'T GET left with a big dirty pile IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
Otherwise, it might be awhile til anybody decides to park their car in your spot!!! |
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