Topic: Funny
newarkjw's photo
Thu 02/04/10 01:09 PM
Edited by newarkjw on Thu 02/04/10 01:12 PM
Women accused of gluing man's penis to stomach avoid jail time
By Dinesh Ramde
Associated Press

POSTED: 02:22 p.m. EST, Feb 02, 2010

CHILTON, WIS.: Four Wisconsin women have avoided jail time after reaching plea deals in a revenge plot involving glue used on a cheating lover.

A Calumet County judge sentenced each woman today to one year of probation. He also imposed and stayed jail sentences of 30 to 60 days, meaning the defendants will serve time only if they violate the terms of their probation.

The women were accused of luring the 37-year-old man to a motel last summer. One was accused of gluing his penis to his stomach, while the others were charged with being a party to false imprisonment.

Three of the women apologized to the judge today, saying they only meant to confront the man. They say things spiraled out of control.

The fourth woman was the man's wife. She declined to speak before sentencing.


TxsGal3333's photo
Thu 02/04/10 01:38 PM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: When I was 16 we had an couple that lived next door to us. He was like 6'4 and real slim she was like 5ft and real tiny. He use to get drunk all the time and once in a while thought he had the right to hit her. Which we found out later, well one night she had enough of his drunken stupor. After he came in and passed out on the bed she literally sewed him up in the covers by hand no doubt and took a iron skillet to his ***.

Irony of the story he never hit her again and quit drinking as much humm sometimes what they do comes back to haunt them.....

As far as imprisonment from the lady's shshhs truth is he thought he was going to get it on with them all most likely...noway but have to admit that is funny and he most likely deserved it.......bet he thought twice before screwing around again....:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

yellowrose10's photo
Thu 02/04/10 01:43 PM
how does that saying go??? Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned??? laugh

But seriously....they can't take the law into their own hands (literally lol)

skydancingA's photo
Fri 02/05/10 07:06 AM
So.
If someone calls you and says.
I am glued to the TV.
The posse is back!!

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 02/05/10 10:13 AM
Glued it to his stomach??? That's child's play.

A friend of mine actually glued her husband's hand to his " morning wood " because she caught him cheating.

Funny thing was...she actually TOLD him that she would do that if she ever caught him. Guess he didn't believe her.