Well we have to do SOMETHING until the troll-bot
is activated!



and every profile must include a video which shows at least a standard passport image of the face, a full body shot face on and in profile, all the members of the immediate family, ex-spouses, and parents of the member. key personal data should also appear in the video - credit rating, car, house or apartment and a short walk through the kitchen and bathroom as a "surprise inspection" and any pertinent medical or dental problems.

Finally, your favorite hobbies should be illustrated. In the case of Porn, a blsck screen which has across it in white letters "censored PORN" must be displayed. But there can be a button which you can only press if you are over 18 which shows explicit images of your favorite porn. it should be limited to no more that 200 megabytes however otherwise it will overload the server.



and people,

keep it tasteful ok? not like last time!
and succinct.

some of you (and you know who you are) are approaching proflie description lengths comparable to the library of congress and it is swamping the troll-bot!

Yes, they work. I met my last boyfriend on another site. Of course, there are a lot of "casual" daters on these sites...not looking for anything serious. Kind of like him!

Just be patient.. My question to you is are you doing your part to try to get somebody.. Like sending lil messages & nudges.. If people know you are interested they might give you a chance.. A lot are choosy in which i would be more than happy if they didn't say anything to me & keep it moving but i have talked to a few kool people on here alone.. & if all else fails do what i do & get out more.. Try taking in a movie or play some pool at a bar wherever you can.. Spark a conversation with somebody.. Get yourself active..

This has been a public service announcement by DACRAZEDCAMARO..

Dang maybe i should try this..

I think my chances are slim.
I'm hopeful but that 299 pound raven called Doubt is sitting on my shoulder and picking at my temple.

Too graphic.

Anywho, it amazes me how many beautiful women there are on this site but what's not amazing is how many of them won't respond to me.

It's not just low self esteem, I just don't rate with a lot of the other guys out there looking for a special woman. They'll get picked first like a softball game of love and it'll come down to me or the guy with the eye patch and tattoo on his nose.

But I'll get picked before him.
HA! See, my self esteem isn't THAT low!

Well lets see I started the whole searching online since april 2008 and I didnt meet my now boyfriend for ten months long until november 2009 not even here in the place I least expected it craigslist.... I was about too give up I had been too bad dates but never good ones.. or guys wanted models... iam good looking but they wanted walking sticks.. so we talked for a while over phone we finally meet and boom we been together then then in a week it well be ten months we may live 2 hours away from each other but we are madlly in love....so there is hope trust me go post your self on craigslist its more one on one messages works great....

First of all be patient it took me since age 18 till age 22 too find my love and i found him online seriously on a site that no one would guess Craig list website one in a million we chatted we text we talked we met we clicked...Of it of hundreds of emails i would get that where bad or old people i mean real old talking people in there well not old just way older then me they saw my age and still hit on me i was 22 at time and a 65 year old kept emailing me i mean he is my dads age....or around same age...
i was about to give up for a while when i say his email my current bf it was him and his cute doggy .. i was like oh no he looks stuck up lol but like they say never judge a book by its picture lol we been together for a year and almost two months he has met my family i have met his family... i couldn't ask for more....

this is a great way to meet people, but I found that sometimes instead of staring at a profile you like actually send a message, most of the time you'll at least get a hello back, don't let this stuff control your life however, still get out and about, think back to the one person or the persons you have been with even as friends, how did you meet, usually by luck to have met that person as they were lucky to have met you. Have fun with this stuff, let your fingers type away, but play nice and nice back you will get, Tim

My advice, Be patient and read others profiles, If you see something on anothers profile that interests you write it down for hints to rewritin gyours. Post on the forums and make new friends. You need to show your personality through your profile. Don;t be afraid to send an email that says "Hi I liked your profile/ Hi, you seem very interesting." Be brave and try and be as outgoing as you can. You also may need to expand your search out to more than 50 miles. You never know who you may find, and if they are able to relocate.
I have recently found someone and looking forward to what is to come. I was looking but figured if it happens it happens. If not, I have time, I'm not going anywhere. But you can't be too desperate, too negative, or too hard up. Just try and make new friends and see what happens.
Good Luck on your search my friend.

It is better to talk in emails or online forum..

The ones I met in person..normally..the reason they use online to meet ladies is one reason.

Body Odor.

or

Bad Breath.

I do think that the singles community does work. You can meet people with like interest and who are like minded.

So, always be truthful and straight with folks.

No one likes a Liar.

The Library of Congress is a puny little paramecium!