Topic: First Time Sex
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Fri 06/15/07 06:18 AM
Check this out....

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfrie nd that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time .
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still
no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
with his head down, the gi rlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist."laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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Fri 06/15/07 06:30 AM
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thats cute...

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Fri 06/15/07 06:31 AM
oooops! I meant to post this under Jokes....laugh laugh laugh
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Fri 06/15/07 06:32 AM
its all good queen..how u been, girl??:smile: flowerforyou

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Fri 06/15/07 06:49 AM
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Fri 06/15/07 07:36 AM
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Fri 06/15/07 07:38 AM
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Fri 06/15/07 07:41 AM
Seen it already

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Fri 06/15/07 07:48 AM
hahahaha hahahha LOL good one!

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Fri 06/15/07 07:56 AM
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That's a good one

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Fri 06/15/07 08:45 AM
Stanalong ru getting ready for someone? fixing and clearing the driveway
LOL
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Fri 06/15/07 10:41 AM
love it!!!!laugh

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Mon 06/25/07 10:12 PM
that is great omg

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Tue 06/26/07 09:01 AM
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