Topic: HELP !!!
myssfytz's photo
Wed 04/14/10 06:58 PM

I'm telling you guys, if I were a small turtle, a sideways shoe is where I would spend a lot of time.

But that's just me.


Wasnt there some kind of childhood story about thislaugh laugh


But I dont recollect it being about TURTLES !!!rofl rofl slaphead

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Wed 04/14/10 06:58 PM



I'm telling you guys, if I were a small turtle, a sideways shoe is where I would spend a lot of time.

But that's just me.
you got a shoe fetish ? laugh


Not me, my turtle reincarnation.
laugh

myssfytz's photo
Wed 04/14/10 06:58 PM
Edited by myssfytz on Wed 04/14/10 07:00 PM

Has he been equipped with a cloaking device? I had a turtle named Yertle once. He just loved large caterpillars. Is he a different color than your floor or carpet?



I may need to look into that.


He IS gettin older ya knowsmokin


and yeah,carpet is beige, hes dark green and darker green.About the size of the palm of my hand.

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Wed 04/14/10 06:59 PM
Under the drapes for your sliding doors,,,,,,,,hes they saying,

she'll NEVER fine me here,,,sneaker, sneaker,,,lol

listen and you will hear him sneezesurprised shades lol

myssfytz's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:00 PM

Maybe he has disguised himself as a Gopher Tortoise, and is at this very second hitch hiking his way to freedom...





Noooooo, hed never leave his momma !!!tears tears


He's too spoiled !!!

RainbowTrout's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:01 PM
I am glad he is coming out of his shell. A lot of turtles have trouble with that I know.:smile:

myssfytz's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:02 PM

Under the drapes for your sliding doors,,,,,,,,hes they saying,

she'll NEVER fine me here,,,sneaker, sneaker,,,lol

listen and you will hear him sneezesurprised shades lol




No sliding doors, balcony door is a french door and hes not out there.Screened in balcony too.No way out of here..


Thninkin maybe my cats n him are playin tricks on me.....theyre sly like that ya know

RainbowTrout's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:07 PM
Does your turtle like poetry? I wrote one about turtles.

Turtle Talk

You, coming out of your shell, today?
Nope, I like it here well; I am OK.
Aren't you curious whats out there?
Nope, I just went to get some air.
So how long you in for this time?
I'm not sure; I'm making up my mind.
So how long are you going to be?
Let me know if you need company.
What are you doing in there any way?
I am just thinking; Is that OK?
Sure, I was just worried about you.
You quit talking; Were we through?
I guess we were; How about you?
I guess I was; I must think deep.
I guess you do; Go back to sleep.



_The_Sugar_Fire_'s photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:08 PM


Under the drapes for your sliding doors,,,,,,,,hes they saying,

she'll NEVER fine me here,,,sneaker, sneaker,,,lol

listen and you will hear him sneezesurprised shades lol




No sliding doors, balcony door is a french door and hes not out there.Screened in balcony too.No way out of here..


Thninkin maybe my cats n him are playin tricks on me.....theyre sly like that ya know


Do you have vents?

Maybe your cat has hockey fever and shot the turtle into a vent?


kc0003's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:08 PM
yeah I wouldn't ask a cat, they lie...check and see if one of them has gained a few extra ounces today.

mscherbear's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:08 PM

I'm telling you guys, if I were a small turtle, a sideways shoe is where I would spend a lot of time.

But that's just me.


You obviously haven't seen MY shoes. It would have to be a pretty small turtle... laugh

myssfytz's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:11 PM
Nope, no vents near ground.



Cant really see under fridge....have any of YOU looked under YOURS ??scared surprised scared surprised shocked




Nah KC......they just like to sniff and be bewildered at the wonderment that theres a small action toy in the apt that THEY cant play with !!!rofl rofl


They just sit n watch....YIKES!!! Maybe they werent just sittin n watching, they were PLANNING !!!



Here kitty, kitty !!!

_The_Sugar_Fire_'s photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:12 PM


I'm telling you guys, if I were a small turtle, a sideways shoe is where I would spend a lot of time.

But that's just me.


You obviously haven't seen MY shoes. It would have to be a pretty small turtle... laugh


Wrong!!
I have seen your shoes.......
You must always check your shoes very carefully....
You never know who could be hiding in there....

Not that I'm into that kinda thing.

mscherbear's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:12 PM
Check to see if their litter is moving... laugh

myssfytz's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:14 PM

Check to see if their litter is moving... laugh



laugh laugh laugh laugh


Already been there !!!!


He does seeem to like that area on the balcony, but I just think cause its darker in that corner cause its more toward the apt wall, not the screen where the light lands.

mscherbear's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:16 PM



I'm telling you guys, if I were a small turtle, a sideways shoe is where I would spend a lot of time.

But that's just me.


You obviously haven't seen MY shoes. It would have to be a pretty small turtle... laugh


Wrong!!
I have seen your shoes.......
You must always check your shoes very carefully....
You never know who could be hiding in there....

Not that I'm into that kinda thing.


Uh huh. That's what they all say! slaphead :laughing:

_The_Sugar_Fire_'s photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:16 PM
If you love him, let him go.

bigscooty's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:23 PM
Did you check his shell? If I was a turtle thats where I would hide.

_The_Sugar_Fire_'s photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:28 PM
Edited by _The_Sugar_Fire_ on Wed 04/14/10 07:29 PM




I'm telling you guys, if I were a small turtle, a sideways shoe is where I would spend a lot of time.

But that's just me.


You obviously haven't seen MY shoes. It would have to be a pretty small turtle... laugh


Wrong!!
I have seen your shoes.......
You must always check your shoes very carefully....
You never know who could be hiding in there....

Not that I'm into that kinda thing.


Uh huh. That's what they all say! slaphead :laughing:


So I closely inspect shoes while slowly inhaling?
So what?
Doesn't mean I have some kind of shoe obsession.
It's not like I have all kinds of shoes under my bed, or pictures of Chuck Taylors on my wall.

What were we talking about? Turtles?

myssfytz's photo
Wed 04/14/10 07:49 PM

If you love him, let him go.




NEVER!



Nevah !! Nevah !! Nevah !!



I raised Samm since he was just a quarter size, now hes a palm of my hand size and I LOVE MY LYL BOY !!!flowerforyou sad