Topic: That's right ... Blame the Pelican
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Tue 04/20/10 08:04 AM
This is just too good ... If this happened to me, I wouldn't give my name either ... the world's gonna find out soon enough this guy had a heapin' helpin' of 'STUPID!' for breakfast ... the pelican's fault ... indeed ... Time to man up, hoss ... (I wonder how long it took the cops and firefighters to stop laughing once they left the scene ... )

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http://www.galvnews.com/story.lasso?ewcd=792e1da427373dfb

$2 million Bugatti crashes into lagoon

By Chris Paschenko

The Daily News | Published November 12, 2009

LA MARQUE — The owner of one of the world’s fastest production automobiles accidentally drove his fine-tuned, French-built car into a saltwater lagoon Wednesday.

The man, who police said was from Lufkin, was uninjured after escaping the partially submerged Bugatti Veyron as it came to rest in about 2 feet of saltwater.

The two-seater, with 16 cylinders and four turbo chargers, can reach speeds of more than 250 mph. New models sell for about $2 million.

The man, who refused to give his name, was looking at real estate in Galveston.

About 3 p.m. a low-flying pelican distracted him as he traveled north on Interstate 45 just south of the hurricane levee near Omega Bay.

The man jerked the wheel, dropped his cell phone, and the car’s front tire left the frontage road and entered a muddy patch, which foiled his attempt to maneuver away from the lagoon.

The Veyron’s powerful engine gurgled like an outboard motor for about 15 minutes before it died.

Police and firefighters blocked the frontage road until MCH Towing employee Gilbert Harrison carefully winched the car away from riprap and onto the soft, muddy bank.

It’s the rarest car in the world, not something you can just replace, the man said.

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Tue 04/20/10 08:20 AM
Edited by centered on Tue 04/20/10 08:41 AM

This is just too good ... If this happened to me, I wouldn't give my name either ... the world's gonna find out soon enough this guy had a heapin' helpin' of 'STUPID!' for breakfast ... the pelican's fault ... indeed ... Time to man up, hoss ... (I wonder how long it took the cops and firefighters to stop laughing once they left the scene ... )

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http://www.galvnews.com/story.lasso?ewcd=792e1da427373dfb

$2 million Bugatti crashes into lagoon
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I know exactly where the crash occurred ... driven that stretch, cant' tell ya how many times.

Here's a video of the crash actually happening (a bit of swearing in it):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NJmB1F2mdE

Maybe someone can slow down the video and see where the gull fly's across :)

(edited to change URL to the youtube video, versus on facebook)

tanyaann's photo
Tue 04/20/10 08:27 AM
Well.... I didn't see a pelican! rofl

AndyBgood's photo
Tue 04/20/10 08:37 AM
I bet it was some stupid blue hair millionaire trying to drive a penis substitute and adult old age onset stupidity set in instead.

Dict8's photo
Tue 04/20/10 08:39 AM
Oh...give the guy a break, man! Accidents happen. Even in a 2 million dollar car.

AndyBgood's photo
Tue 04/20/10 08:51 AM
On Break COMING UP!




actually these days it is more like this




Wipeout!

Dict8's photo
Tue 04/20/10 08:53 AM

On Break COMING UP!




actually these days it is more like this




Wipeout!
Un-Chained by Van Halen! GREAT tune, man!!!! drinker drinker Note: The guy saying "C'mon Dave...give me a break." Is producer Ted Templeman.....