The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

"The central belief is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe 'after drinking heavily'. According to these beliefs, the Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth. Furthermore, according to Pastafarianism, all 'evidence' for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith..."

My heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Does yours?

Darwin's rolling over in his grave....

So we need more pirates, they will be what save the planet as we roll into 2012.

Arrrrrrr

I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. It rolled off of the table and onto the floor. Then my poor meatball rolled out of the door...........

Pirate up, friends.

Only we can prevent meatball induced global destruction.

And there will be plenty of meatballs in heaven. Along with a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

According to prophecy, there is actually a beer volcano in hell too, but the beer is stale.

But will there be free and endless marijuana dispensaries?

just,,,,,,wow

Well, at least this religion explains what caused the ineptitude of the creator. Religions that claim that god is all-powerful and all-wise seem to be at a total loss to explain why animals were designed to eat each other. An intoxicated creator explains everything.

an inability to understand a plan does not automatically make the plan one of ineptitude

but everyone is (obviously) free to believe , not believe, uphold, or ridicule as they wish,,

Thank you.

But what can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

I read this topic quickly and thought it was about "Patsfanism" The religion of worshipping Patsfan

agreed,,,,, which is why I think atheists and christians arent so far different,,,they have FAITH in knowledge that really hasnt been scientifically proven


the most scientifically justifiable belief is the agnost who says that they just dont know,,,

But pirates be keeping us safe from the evil meatballs.

But pirates or butt pirates? Evil meatballs is a super scary concept
when your a vegetarian. What will they do to me..make me eat them

Ah we'd all be fearing the evil meatball, but pirates be protecting us.

And there ya have your life's purpose Mo....I feel much safer knowing you ole pirates will be protecting us whimpy wemems.

For Pastafarians friday is the holy day of the week. So everyone remember to rejoice in the love of our entirely possible creator the FSM.

And, Ladylid, there's still tofu and stuff. I was a vegetarian for six years and some of that fake meat is really delicious!

oh I eat the fake meat...I'm just skeered the evil meatballs will make me eat them and put me in a beef coma while they do their evil meatball deeds and destroy the world. I would hate to miss it all...

Hehe. Something about evil meatballs and the end of days just still sounds really cute and funny to me. But the Flying Spaghetti Monster is one of compassionate meatballs. All diets are accommodated... as long as you're not being mean to the animals.

And did I mention heaven has a beer volcano?! Wait... I did. Still. That's awesome.


Weirdly enough after six years of vegetarianism the first thing I ate with meat was a giant double bacon cheeseburger with all the fixings and fries from a Coney Island and I felt great afterward. I didn't get sick at all like my other veggie friends have described.