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... Einstein said:
... "The secret to success is to change your shoes twice daily" ...  Got any kewl tips you'd like to share w/ the class? |
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 ... Hmmmm ... *crickets* Perhaps I'd have better asked to what do you attribute your failure ... 
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... Hmmmm ... *crickets* Perhaps I'd have better asked to what do you attribute your failure ... Relentless dedication and commitment to picking the worst possible partners. As Carly Simon said, "Nobody does it better." |
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From - Monty Python's: THE Meaning of Life
Lady Presenter: Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life. [Receives an envelope] Lady Presenter: Thank you, Brigitte. [Opens envelope, reads what's inside] Lady Presenter: M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their feggin' arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight. |
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Snacks!!! ... Eat like a bird ... Keep a pocketful of almonds ... Lotsa h2o ...
Breakfast like a King/Queen ... Lunch like a Prince/Princess ... Dinner like a Pauper ... |
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... Hmmmm ... *crickets* Perhaps I'd have better asked to what do you attribute your failure ... Relentless dedication and commitment to picking the worst possible partners. As Carly Simon said, "Nobody does it better." ... Makes me feel sad for the rest - Babay, you're the best!!! |
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Keep a Smile on da Dial ...
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Measure twice, cut once ...
 ... Take your time ... Think LONG when you can decide but ONCE ... Then step out in pure Faith ... ... Take the Risk! |
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My secret formula is Love.
Sprinkle a little of it on anything and it makes it better... Well, almost anything! It does not go well with curry for some reason. |
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 ... I LOVE that ... Ummmmmm ... perhaps the noxious curry fumes clear da room of all da love ... 
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If you are walking through hell ... don't stop ... keep moving!
The view from the mountain is worth the climb! Don't look for reasons to be offended! Love your life and smile at strangers! Do the right thing ... even if it isn't the popular thing ... Love is a verb ... it means nothing if it is not in action ...  |
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If you're not having fun ... you're not doing it right!
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Edited by
BonnyMiss
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Sun 08/08/10 04:51 AM
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Failure is the first step to success.
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If you're not having fun ... you're not doing it right!
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My secret formula?
Me!!!! Just being real I yam what I yam -popeye
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To Have a friend you have to Be a Friend
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It involves tabasco and nutmeg
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It involves tabasco and nutmeg |
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Enfamil ...
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 Yah I hang out with Tabasco and Nutmeg. We knit on Tuesday nights.
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