Well, guys can rate me too. But no kisses. Unless I'm really drunk. And in prison.

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lovelly hi my name pedro and i think your very sexyy

well it just so happens i'm intoxicated and unable to leave my cell of an apartment due to florida's brain-maiming stroke inducing 99% humidity hellish inferno of a climate. if satan existed, and the humidity and temperature inside his rectum could be quantified, i would imagine it to be as horrifying to endure as my balcony right now. **** i think that was a run on sentence.

My thoughts after reading your profile:

So, basically you'll have sex with any woman who's willing. If you want casual sex you should at least pretend that not just any woman will do. You need to make the girl feel special. For a couple hours anyway.

But but but the last paragraph says stuff I like!

I don't wanna just put if you are like < blah blah blah > I don't want to talk to you. Replying with a polite excuse seems nicer than instant disqualification.

About making someone feel special: do you mean lie to them to get laid? Or do you mean satisfy them physically for two hours.

Never mind.

WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

i've been repelling women lately like a mutant proton throwing electrons all the way back to God. wow. science and religion in one sentence. sometimes i surprise myself.

I don't see anything wrong with your profile. You're straight and to the point. High FIVE!

The profile reads honest. You want what you want....can't fault you there......BUT.....the as$ shot in the main picture.....sorta has this "look at me boys"....kinda feel. Good Luck getting laid.

something i don't understand: don't females look at the male body and become attracted, just like men to women?

the object of this place, as i understand it, is to meet people you want to date in real life based on the profile you created.

looks matter. sexual attraction matters. i want someone to be interested in me based on multiple traits, and one of those traits is physical appearance.

if what people look like is not a major part of their identity here, why have pictures?

i needed to hear that.

thank you.

Relax....you asked to get rated.....I rated....lol geez man...you have better pictures.

i had those pictures up for something like three months. no views, no nudges, no messages.

i uploaded the man-whore pics 12 hours ago. suddenly people seem interested.

You are a good looking guy....seem honest and funny....and bonus you can spell. Have fun...for the record, great "man whore" pictures.

I don't see anything wrong with your profile. Nice bod. Show it off.

<3<3 thank you

yay! thank you