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Topic: Should I poke it with a stick?
venusenvy Joined Sat 07/31/10 Posts: 2984	Sat 08/14/10 06:41 AM
Could be depressed, could be an aqua rock. Only one way to find out...take it to the nearest large body of water and throw it in as hard as you can. If it swims back, its an aqua rock, if it doesnt, well...I guess it was depressed.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45342	Sat 08/14/10 07:50 AM
Yeah..my rock just kinda lays there too. Reminds me of my ex though. Did you try poking her with a stick??

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45342	Sat 08/14/10 07:51 AM
Could be depressed, could be an aqua rock. Only one way to find out...take it to the nearest large body of water and throw it in as hard as you can. If it swims back, its an aqua rock, if it doesnt, well... I guess it was depressed. I like the way you think :-)

venusenvy Joined Sat 07/31/10 Posts: 2984	Sat 08/14/10 07:54 AM
Could be depressed, could be an aqua rock. Only one way to find out...take it to the nearest large body of water and throw it in as hard as you can. If it swims back, its an aqua rock, if it doesnt, well... I guess it was depressed. I like the way you think :-) Im in a mischievious mood Hehehe

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Sat 08/14/10 08:19 AM
PERFORM CPR....STAT!!!!!!

venusenvy Joined Sat 07/31/10 Posts: 2984	Sat 08/14/10 09:47 AM
Sooo what did you end of doing Tribbles...dont leave us twistin in the wind

Athoss Joined Fri 08/06/10 Posts: 1108	Sat 08/14/10 10:10 AM
if it tewr me i'd poke it

Terri720 Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 205	Sat 08/14/10 10:39 AM
Training your Pet Rock You will find training your Pet Rock surprisingly simple once you get the hang of it. Place it on some old newspapers.The rock will never know what the paper is for and will require no further instruction.' There is only one command that they can understand which is 'Sit !' This command should be delivered in a firm but caring voice. Unless you have a very large Guard Rock you should take your pet for a long walk at least once a week. Guard Rocks like to sit out in the front garden watching the world go by while smaller Pet Rocks love to live on or near the computer. As with any other animal you should never give your Pet Rock chocolate or sweets and cakes as it will make them sick.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45342	Sat 08/14/10 10:42 AM Edited by soufiehere on Sat 08/14/10 10:43 AM
Training your Pet Rock You will find training your Pet Rock surprisingly simple once you get the hang of it. Place it on some old newspapers. The rock will never know what the paper is for and will require no further instruction.' There is only one command that they can understand which is 'Sit !' This command should be delivered in a firm but caring voice. Unless you have a very large Guard Rock you should take your pet for a long walk at least once a week. Guard Rocks like to sit out in the front garden watching the world go by while smaller Pet Rocks love to live on or near the computer. As with any other animal you should never give your Pet Rock chocolate or sweets and cakes as it will make them sick. Terri. You have a purpose in life :-)

Terri720 Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 205	Sat 08/14/10 10:43 AM


willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sat 08/14/10 12:11 PM
To soften it up, stick it in cider.

Athoss Joined Fri 08/06/10 Posts: 1108	Sat 08/14/10 12:17 PM
nah !!! that'll make it harder pardner

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sat 08/14/10 12:22 PM
I went and bought one. The guy told me it was a sex stone. What's a sex stone??? It's a fckin' rock.