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Sorry.I guess it's just the time of year lol
I am looking for a kindred spirit that enjoys sex, baths and cereal. so why not try them all at the same time? Now, be warned... I have some very specific stipulations for this fantasy of mine: 1) The cereal must have less than 2 grams of protein per serving. That's right, the pure sugar stuff kid's eat to get roofed like junkies on speed. These can include: Fruity Pebbles Count Crunch Cookie Crisp Cocoa Pebbles Cocoa Crisps Honey Smacks Cap'n Crunch's Peanut Butter Crunch Cap'n Crunch Apple Jacks Froot Loops Corn Pops If you have any other suggestions I am more than happy to entertain them. 2) It must be 2% milk, having sex in a bathtub full of cereal is no time for moderation. Plus I need to get my daily dose of vitamins A and D 3) You must be comfortable in the doggy style position. I don't see any other way to avoid shrinkage and still let you enjoy your cereal before it becomes too mushy. 4) If you insist on photography/videography I will need to insist that i wear a mexican wrestling mask a la nacho libre 5) I plan on making this a safe encounter so please feel free to bring your own utensils After we are finished if you feel like you need something to make you regular again, I should have some grape-nuts for you to nibble on. If you are serious, send me a photo, I need to make sure you can fit in the tub.   |
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As usual, you always send the funniest stuff.
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That's funny, how many boxes of cheerio's you think it would take???
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 hahahahaha
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