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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7
tngxl65's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:30 PM
"I hate stupid descriptions. You cant know anyone from a paragraph or a couple of short sentences. Theyre all generic anyway."


Way to break the mold.

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:31 PM
"Single and open minded guy with no strings attached."

He's recently been released from his puppet master apparently.

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:32 PM
"Happy to share it."


Now I know how v.d. got started.

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:35 PM
"I am just looking for a casual incouter someone to go to the gym with or just hang out and smoke a dube with, no games no bull ****."


Is that the same thing as a 'left-handed cigarette'?

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:37 PM
I don't read alot, but like to learn something new....so i read books that I can learn about whatever I'm interested in.


So, you do read? No, wait, you don't read. Wait...you do read? Omg, I'm so confused right now!

tngxl65's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:39 PM
"well lets see.. i have tried writing a book in this spot and that didnt work .. then i tried keeping it real simple and that didnt work ... so now i will try the middle of the road .. not to long and not to short"


Hmmmm... maybe it's not the length.

tngxl65's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:40 PM
" dont pick my nose in public and i wont embarrase you if i can help it "


That didn't take long.

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:42 PM
"Someone who will smile a secert smile just for me from across a crowded room."

Am I supposed to smile secertly before or after we link up our decoder rings? Wonder Twins unite!

tngxl65's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:43 PM
"it is still the guy who is supposed to make the first move .. isnt it??????"


Let me check my 1950's dating etiquette guide.

tngxl65's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:45 PM
"i hate drama, so if you about head games please do not respond. "


Seriously, who reads this and thinks, "Yeah, that's me... Better let her be."

tngxl65's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:47 PM
"will fill this out latter. preoccupied at this time. will come back to questions. I'm finished with this for now.I am observant. I am attentive. I pride myself as being a good friend to have."


Resistance is futile.

tngxl65's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:49 PM
" i love to look up random thing on the internet"


It's called "Google".

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:50 PM
"You'll just have to contact me for my story. It's far too complex for a small text window."

There's something about that word 'complex' that makes me feel ... afraid.

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 06:57 PM
"Just a fun loving guy thats looking for a special friend. Im the guy you would call if you were stranded 100 miles away on a lonely road, had one bar on your cell and it's 3 in the morning."

Why didn't you answer?? I wasn't drunk dialing you. I actually had a flat tire on a lonely road, with one bar on my cell, and it was 3:00 a.m.!

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 07:00 PM
"A friend that can deal all of my needs. Tell you my needs later!!!!!!"


I'm not sure but I think this might be illegal.

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 07:01 PM
"sex sex sex and sex"


Didn't your mama tell you if you use it too much it'll fall off?

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 07:10 PM
"I am a good father who loves his girls so if you don't like kids or want nothing to do wih a man with kids then don't even continue.
If you are still reading this then you are intrested so I will go on and say I am a good person with a heart of gold I like to spoil that special person as well as be spoiled ."


I deem thee worthy of the Honorable Mention ribbon for attempting to get me to stop reading after the first sentence.

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 07:13 PM
I love the movie Return to me I also like the Replacments I also like lake placed I like alot of movies but thoes are a few of the ones I like could watch any time


*blows bubble with gum* Omg! Like, this guy is so like omg he is so like wow like I like him like sooo much...like for real.

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 07:20 PM
"This is a hard one. What am I looking for,,,(Most men would be looking for the perfect woman). I would like to find love. She would be intelligence good sense of humor. Would like her to be attractive and fit. Most of all she must be a one woman man."


ROFLMAO! I am laughing so hard I can't even breathe! Oh, lawdy! Thank you, Jesus! Yes, 'she must be a one woman man.'

LilOlMeFromSD's photo
Mon 10/11/10 07:22 PM
"I think the first date should be simple. Coffee or lunch let us see if there is a licking."


Don't you think that's being a bit forward for a first date?


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