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Strip naked. Put on a cape. Put porn on all my tvs. Throw all the food in my fridge on the floor for my dogs. Scribble a cryptic note about Mingle makes me soo hawny. Roll a bowl then go pick a fight with St. Peter. Aint no way I would call my family and get them freaked out about something they can't do a damned thing about. I aint a complete d**k. You better kick down the front door too. Because whoever tries to get you out of there will have to deal with the rigor mortis erectus.  
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Edited by
RowBaby
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Fri 11/05/10 10:33 AM
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With only 5 minutes to go I would flush all the s*** I don't want my mom to find.
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Boil an egg
Nevermind ... not enough time 
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With only 5 minutes to go I would flush all the s*** I don't want my mom to find. hahahaha It is only 5 minutes :-) |
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Plenty of time! At least to get rid of the reeeeeally naughty stuff.
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Plenty of time! At least to get rid of the reeeeeally naughty stuff. 
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Plenty of time! At least to get rid of the reeeeeally naughty stuff. I know, huh. She looks so innocent.. |
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Plenty of time! At least to get rid of the reeeeeally naughty stuff. I know, huh. She looks so innocent.. She got me fooled 
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 Whaaat?
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Nothing
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I can't tell anyone.
Mom might be lurking. |
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Plenty of time! At least to get rid of the reeeeeally naughty stuff. I know, huh. She looks so innocent.. She has a tatoo on her forehead that says just add tequila......
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no it says "Do Not Give This Girl Tequila"! No one ever heeds good advice. |
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Get on my knees and pray
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Spend it with my "lil man" my son. Telling him mommy wil always be watching him.
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Edited by
tazzops
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Fri 11/05/10 12:47 PM
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no it says "Do Not Give This Girl Tequila"! No one ever heeds good advice.   A shot! |
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no it says "Do Not Give This Girl Tequila"! No one ever heeds good advice. They should have stamped you where YOU could see it. |
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Hahahaha I would just ignore it anyways.
See Tazz - no one listens! A shot for TGIF! 
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Indeed have a great Friday.
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