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I'd like to be handcuffed simultaneously to Hitler and any pastor just to see how long it would take me to bash their ****ing skulls in. |
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 Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic?  |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? So then she's screaming,kicking,crying & delivers a hard slap across your face and says let me go you foul mouthed beast.Oh! and the cops are on their way there.What's next?
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? So then she's screaming,kicking,crying & delivers a hard slap across your face and says let me go you foul mouthed beast.Oh! and the cops are on their way there.What's next? |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? More people than you could possibly imagine abandon the most beautiful babies... |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? Darn i think every one was hoping you were not wearing pants |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? So then she's screaming,kicking,crying & delivers a hard slap across your face and says let me go you foul mouthed beast.Oh! and the cops are on their way there.What's next? So then the moral of this story is to never handcuff yourself to your X to settle a dispute.Here's why.Police are responding to a domestic dispute in progress.2 rookie officers enter the back of the property w/ guns drawn & itchy trigger fingers due to the shouting & swearing which=violent situation. They look at distraught woman who is shaking,crying,scared & has handcuffs dangling from her wrist.Next comes the shout"Freeze dirtball" w/ their guns pointed at you.Of course you drop the pruning shears and assume the position.Then the subsequent arrest;(  
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lol goofy! i want to be handcuffed to that new actor.... Chaning Tatum.. is it?
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lol goofy! i want to be handcuffed to that new actor.... Chaning Tatum.. is it? hes yummy |
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Adam Sandler, me and that man could burn all day for those 24 hours,
and I would just be happy to spend some time with the guy that is, well, my personal hero. |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? So then she's screaming,kicking,crying & delivers a hard slap across your face and says let me go you foul mouthed beast.Oh! and the cops are on their way there.What's next? So then the moral of this story is to never handcuff yourself to your X to settle a dispute.Here's why.Police are responding to a domestic dispute in progress.2 rookie officers enter the back of the property w/ guns drawn & itchy trigger fingers due to the shouting & swearing which=violent situation. They look at distraught woman who is shaking,crying,scared & has handcuffs dangling from her wrist.Next comes the shout"Freeze dirtball" w/ their guns pointed at you.Of course you drop the pruning shears and assume the position.Then the subsequent arrest;( |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? More people than you could possibly imagine abandon the most beautiful babies... |
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and you didnt learn the 1st time?
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why are the cute ones always so dumb?
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why are the cute ones always so dumb? JUST kidding... i feel your pain |
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Adam Sandler, me and that man could burn all day for those 24 hours, and I would just be happy to spend some time with the guy that is, well, my personal hero. oooohhh yea! accept i dont know if i could laugh for 24 hours strait |
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Edited by
pikles
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Fri 11/05/10 10:47 PM
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Adam Sandler, me and that man could burn all day for those 24 hours, and I would just be happy to spend some time with the guy that is, well, my personal hero. oooohhh yea! accept i dont know if i could laugh for 24 hours strait Pft, I don't think I would be, the man does have a very deep and intellectual side to him as well. I think getting to discuss some of the bigger questions in life and seeing his point of view would just be simply amazing. I would prolly bust a nutt. *no homo |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? Darn i think every one was hoping you were not wearing pants lol...sorry I am...use your imagination...lol |
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