Ha nope... If I throw a ball, it will probably land on my own head. Haha
Did you know that the bird is the word?

Sure do.
It was a hit record back in 1963 or 1964 for a band called The Trashmen.
Pop A Hu Mou Mou

Do you like the Family Guy version when Peter dances to it?

yes sir! Actually my favorite part of that episode is either when stewie goes 'No Brian don't!!' or when Brian and Stewie get together and smash that record into a billion and two pieces. I still have it stuck in my head.

You watch Family Guy? I mean, obviously, but I though only us misguided teens and young adults watched it. Lol

Yes, I do watch Family Guy.When I was younger I was misguided and twisted.

Now, I`m old misguided and twisted.

Have you ever heard the old saying:" You can`t corrupt the corrupted"?

yes i have :)

i know what you are but what am i?? :D

Corrupted in Training, Why do ppl think it's fashionable in having a pit bull these days?

I have no idea

Why do I spend my time on mingle?

because it's fun, why can't I hit the power ball?

because your not lucky enough...

I thought little ankle biters that live in purses that we fashionable??

Oh, Is there really love without monetary resoures ?

i think so. For example, i love the baby growing inside me with all my heart and soul, yet im broke as a joke.

Why do you ask? Do you not think so?

Nope
Ever yell at the sky

All the Frickin time!

Ever get a response?

LOL.! Never.! ever tried sky diving.??

No.Don`t want to either.

My old ancient fat azz is staying on the ground.

But I will travel by plane to a far distance.

What is the farthest distance you have ever flown?

never been in a plane. And dont plan to anytime in the near future.

Whats the craziest thing you've ever done?

There are so many.
This was about 30 years ago.
My one buddy, his wife and I were going to go listen to a live band.
We stopped at Burger King because they were hungry.
We went to the drive thru window.
They ordered their food.
The girl taking orders asked if there was anything else.
I told her that I would like to order a "furburger" and a "pair of thighs".
I told her if I couldn`t get it to go that I would eat it there.
We pull up to the window.
There are 3 girls standing at the window.
Saying;"Eat Me, Eat Me".

Now everytime I go to this particular Burger King.
Especially the drive thru.
It brings a smile to my face.
Even 30 years later.



How much time do you have to listen?

Omg! Haha!! First of all. That is absolutely fantastic! i've got another 5 months before i pop this kid out to listen.

How much time do you have to tell?

I`m retired. I`ve got all day.

That is great news that you are having a baby.

Is this your first baby?

yes sir. My first. Im excited but terrified at the same time lol but i hear that is normal.

Do you have any kids?