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A Doctor who wanted his wife dead told his friend who introduced him to an assassin named Artie.
Artie showed up and asked for his fee of $5,000 but the Doctor told him he didn't have any money on him and if he could wait until he gets the insurance money. But Artie says, "You got to give me something." So the Dr. pulls out a 1.00 bill which Artie takes reluctantly. The next day Artie follows the Dr.'s wife into Wallmart. As the wife's looking at some dresses Artie gets behind her and chokes her to death. A passing manager sees this happening. so Artie chokes him to death as well thinking that he has eliminated the ONLY witness. But unknown to Artie the stores camera's catch the action and the police arrest him before he leaves the store. Artie quickly confesses and spills the beans on the Dr. So both are arrested. The next day the headlines in the local nespaper read........ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Wait for it . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ready? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Please don't hate me . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Don't say I haven't warned you . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Artie chokes two for a dollar at Wallmart   
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I simply, (and I do mean I am a simp), can't believe you are still hanging around............
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