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| Topic: The Uuuum Rules Please | |
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Her: Why didn't you just order for me? I mean, you know what I like.
Me: Because that seems like a sexist and antiquated thing to do. Her: Yeah......but it's kind of sexy, yanno?  NO! I don't know! Where is the balance in between "The Quiet Man" and "Jerry Maguire"? ("The Quiet Man" is a John Wayne movie from the early-middle of last century for you youngins) |
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Edited by
artlo
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Wed 02/09/11 10:18 AM
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What's the balance between Maureen O'Hara and Rene Zellwigger?
That would be somewhere between, "You had me at hello" and "You will never have me." |
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 at least 2 cup sizes How's THAT for chauvinism? |
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What's the balance between Maureen O'Hara and Rene Zellwigger? That would be somewhere between, "You had me at hello" and "You will never have me." LMAO! Apparently both John AND Tom have big dowries. |
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Edited by
artlo
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Wed 02/09/11 10:32 AM
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But wasn't (isn't) Maureen a beauty? She's was still a hotty the last time I saw her maybe 15 years ago. she's 90, now.
I'll leave Rene for the kids to dream about. |
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 Is it unhealthy to actually want to be a Hunchback?
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It might be unhealthy to want to be Charles Laughton.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Her: Why didn't you just order for me? I mean, you know what I like. Me: Because that seems like a sexist and antiquated thing to do. Her: Yeah......but it's kind of sexy, yanno? NO! I don't know! Where is the balance in between "The Quiet Man" and "Jerry Maguire"? ("The Quiet Man" is a John Wayne movie from the early-middle of last century for you youngins) SHE thought it was sexy..whatsa problem? |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Wed 02/09/11 11:16 AM
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I'll be sure to find a switch to beat her with.....in anticipation.
I suppose that she was "letting me know". THAT in itself I guess is VERY Sexy! |
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I find it a huge turn off when someone wants to be lazy and not think for themself.
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...but I guess she WAS....and thought that type of surrender might be
*adjective here* |
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there are no rules.....
all's fair in love and war |
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peak my interest
 then serve me a platitude? |
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May I spank you for that Lori?
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please do
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That episode with Desi and Lucy, I think was the first porn I ever watched.
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I think that's the first porn for most of us...it was pretty hawt!
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OK...over my knee......
 you've been VERY bad!!
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bad?!?! oh you have NO idea.....
spanks for the memories |
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