Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.

After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, The Genie said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.”

The first said, “I wish I were smarter.”

So, she became a redhead.

The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than she is.”

She became a brunette.

The third blond ordered, “I wish I were smarter than both of them!”

So, she became a man. LOLLLLLLL no offence cheers

A few years ago I took a psychology class at the college, the first day the professor tried to explain to everyone how it is not an exact science like math. Then he used an example of "2+7", he asked a couple of students who all said "9"...but then he pointed at me and I said "27", he stood there speechless for a second and then started to laugh...

How do chickens dance? Chick to chick.

What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A palm tree.

What did the Mexican fireman name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B.

What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car? A red carnation.

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds? Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. .............................LOLLLLLLLL

What a lovely day to mow the lawn LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

................................................................................................. Looks like he loves that ice cream LOLLLLLLLLLLL cheers

Still Red Card LOLLLLL Falls way after the hit to funny hahahahaha

Now thats Funny he wanted Mouth to Mouth with the Babe watch Girl LOLLLLLLLLLL

Just passing through

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLL First i thought that was Mr Bean in there haha is that you in there? to funny

LOLLLLLLLL thats to funny but also too i heard them do the other 4 things too hahaha but never saw that hair style on a lady yet Thanks for the pics cheers

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word in each line then you will understand what is funny in this..............Kept you busy uh lollllllll

Coca Cola went to town, Diet Pepsi shot him down. Dr Pepper fixed him up, now we’re drinking 7up. 7up got the flew, now we’re drinking Irn Bru. Irn Bru fell down a mountain, now we’re drinking from a fountain. Fountain broke. People choke. Now we’re back to drinking coke,LOLLLLLLLLL cheers

Today I saw a crocodile,
It sat and stared at me!
I didn't run, I didn't shriek,
In case I was his tea!

No move I saw the snapper make,
His jaws remained tight shut.
Whilst sweat poured down my forehead,
I heard rumbles from his gut!

I've been in worse predicaments,
But only in my head.
Like wrestling with big brown bears,
And monsters from our shed!

But feeling brave I shuffled close,
To see his scary jaws.
The crocodile was not impressed,
And flexed his giant claws!

The beast prepared to eat me up,
He snapped, he snarled, he blew!
But I just stood and tapped the glass,
'Cause this croc is in the zoo!