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| Topic: MAKEOVER MAGIC-There are no ugly women, just fixer uppers | |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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First things first..... In the "Before" pix: The chicks had put zero effor into thier looks.. None of them brushed thier hair. No make up. The most shapeless and drab tops that they could find. (grim reality) The "After" pix are the overkill of a squadron of Hair dressers, airbrushing make up artists, push up bras with boob tape, and top of the line gowns with built in corsets. ((unrealistic fantasy) I would hope for a happy medium. I don't think anyone expects story book/ fashion magazine perfection.... But, then again....for me....not even trying to groom is completely unacceptable. I agree completely. This picture was over kill on both ends. A happy medium is what I am working on. Good grooming, take care of your body and your health, dress well, stay clean etc. The false hair and lashes and boobs are for fantasy models or for playing dress-up, but its not practical. Looking like a slob gives the impressions you are depressed or lazy. |
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Does this mean that beauty, for women, means long hair? It looks like the Stepford Wives on steroids. (Ever see that movie?) It was creepy.   Yeah, yeah. I saw a movie, too, once, but it was a long time ago and forgot what it was about. |
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Edited by
wux
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Sun 05/01/11 05:52 PM
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..  Kinda makes you wonder what a man means when he says he wants "a real woman." Does he really? Saying and "meaning" what they say is the question Saying and meaning? this was funny. Coz it's true. You can always trust a man with Asperger's to say the truth. He hasn't got enough social skills to realize the power of lying. |
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Edited by
wux
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Sun 05/01/11 05:59 PM
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looks like some of them even have extensions in their hair- you know how freakin' expensive that is? Actually they are not so bad. The clip-ons are reasonable. http://videos.hairextensions.com/ Hoha!! Eureka. Clip on extensions. The first promising idea in man's beauty enhancers. Women have the push-up bra, the make-up, the corset, the slip, the buttocks-hardeners (I don't know what they are called.) Men... will have the clip-on extension. And Andrew will be a very rich man. Since you two ladies gave me the idea, you can be the first two beta-testers. I'll bring the clip-on. ------ Holly: "Looks great when its in " D'you want to head up the marketing dept? You are a natural at copy-writing. |
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I want a make over I see... You want to stop beign a butterfly and instead put butterflies into people's stomachs. Welcome to mingle forums. |
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I don't wear alot of make-up- some mascara, light foundation, and lip gloss -that's about it for me unless I have a family function or something to go to.... but if I had the chance at a make-over I would take it  unless they go to attend a family reunion -- in those cases I wish I could come as Jimmy Hoffa or the President, so nobody would recognize me. "Andrew, still being unemployed?" "How's the old public transit running?" "Got any luck at the lotteries lately?" Etc. Grampa: "Andrew, it's about time you propagated. Don't fall behind your grand-nieces. Shame on you." |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sun 05/01/11 06:18 PM
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I want a make over Me too.  I'm working on mine now. It is a totally natural one though. No surgery, no botox, no fake stuff. Just some make-up and maybe some hair extensions for fun. Maybe. First thing is improving my health and energy. I have been working on a formula for the fountain of middle age for a long time based on a few things that cause aging. Here is what effects your over-all health: 1. The thoughts that you think 2. The air you breathe. 3. The water you drink. 4. The food you eat. 5. The exercise you do. As women get older, they become deficient in serotonin and it messes up their entire system. They gain weight, get addicted to carbs, feel tired and achy, have no energy or interest, get depressed, their memory gets bad, they can't focus, etc. I have just started solving all of these problems. My goal is to look and feel about 35 within one year. Things that contribute to aging: Too much insulin in the blood stream causes wrinkles and aging. (eating too much sugar and carbs) To many free radicals.. not enough vitamins particularly C. Poor diet, no exercise etc. |
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^ (continuing)
6. the sex partners you do. 7. The sex partners you don't but ought to. 8. The quality and consistency of your sexual fantasies. 9. The ratio of your prune juice intake per your regularity. 10.The type of chemicals your make up and hair die have in them. 11.For men, whether the beer you drink is organic or processed. |
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I have just started solving all of these problems. My goal is to look and feel about 35 within one year. If you want to feel Jenniebean's 35, the line up starts behind me. Actually, scratch that. I am selling advance tickets. $10 a handshake, $60 a scratch on the back of her neck, $200 to stroke the inside of her her upper arms at the same time as she extolls the advantages of the truth behind god vs. the bible. |
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looks like some of them even have extensions in their hair- you know how freakin' expensive that is? Actually they are not so bad. The clip-ons are reasonable. http://videos.hairextensions.com/ Hoha!! Eureka. Clip on extensions. The first promising idea in man's beauty enhancers. Women have the push-up bra, the make-up, the corset, the slip, the buttocks-hardeners (I don't know what they are called.) Men... will have the clip-on extension. And Andrew will be a very rich man. Since you two ladies gave me the idea, you can be the first two beta-testers. I'll bring the clip-on. ------ Holly: "Looks great when its in " D'you want to head up the marketing dept? You are a natural at copy-writing.
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..and then the cheaters..
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..and then the cheaters.. WOW LOTS OF AIRBRUSHING THERE!!! |
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THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!! |
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..and then the cheaters.. WOW LOTS OF AIRBRUSHING THERE!!! Here is someone popular: 
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My skin looks better than that and I'm 62.
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I got this email today... There are no ugly women - - just fixer uppers! Look carefully, they're in the same order. It's just amazing what money can do..........................Also read below the picture This photo below was taken at a competition in June 2008 involving 9 women for best makeover. They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before the contest. Look at the before and after photos. Conclusion - there are no ugly women only poor women. The woman 2nd from the left won the contest.  WOW!!! Anyone had a make over lately? Post your photos. |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Sun 05/01/11 07:55 PM
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THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!! i like the way her nip ring peeks through her dress in the after pic j/k ...
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I want a make over Me too. I'm working on mine now. It is a totally natural one though. No surgery, no botox, no fake stuff. Just some make-up and maybe some hair extensions for fun. Maybe. First thing is improving my health and energy. I have been working on a formula for the fountain of middle age for a long time based on a few things that cause aging. Here is what effects your over-all health: 1. The thoughts that you think 2. The air you breathe. 3. The water you drink. 4. The food you eat. 5. The exercise you do. As women get older, they become deficient in serotonin and it messes up their entire system. They gain weight, get addicted to carbs, feel tired and achy, have no energy or interest, get depressed, their memory gets bad, they can't focus, etc. I have just started solving all of these problems. My goal is to look and feel about 35 within one year. Things that contribute to aging: Too much insulin in the blood stream causes wrinkles and aging. (eating too much sugar and carbs) To many free radicals.. not enough vitamins particularly C. Poor diet, no exercise etc. Have you tried Mary Kay skin care & make-up Jeanniebean? I was very skeptical about it at first, but I was amazed at the difference in my skin after the first few months and now have been using it for several years....the 20 something year olds in my cardio classes never believe me when I tell them my real age! No harse chemicals in their products and they are not tested on animals either. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sun 05/01/11 08:38 PM
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I want a make over Me too. I'm working on mine now. It is a totally natural one though. No surgery, no botox, no fake stuff. Just some make-up and maybe some hair extensions for fun. Maybe. First thing is improving my health and energy. I have been working on a formula for the fountain of middle age for a long time based on a few things that cause aging. Here is what effects your over-all health: 1. The thoughts that you think 2. The air you breathe. 3. The water you drink. 4. The food you eat. 5. The exercise you do. As women get older, they become deficient in serotonin and it messes up their entire system. They gain weight, get addicted to carbs, feel tired and achy, have no energy or interest, get depressed, their memory gets bad, they can't focus, etc. I have just started solving all of these problems. My goal is to look and feel about 35 within one year. Things that contribute to aging: Too much insulin in the blood stream causes wrinkles and aging. (eating too much sugar and carbs) To many free radicals.. not enough vitamins particularly C. Poor diet, no exercise etc. Have you tried Mary Kay skin care & make-up Jeanniebean? I was very skeptical about it at first, but I was amazed at the difference in my skin after the first few months and now have been using it for several years....the 20 something year olds in my cardio classes never believe me when I tell them my real age! No harse chemicals in their products and they are not tested on animals either. Nope never tried Mary Kay. I don't like MLM, and Mary Kay is practically a cult or even like a religion... I have heard horror stories.... I use professional make up used by make up artists for celebrities. |
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