My papers have been finalized!! Now I don't have to pretend to be nice to that little bastard anymore!

I was wondering where you went.

I was fighting 'the man'.

Damn the man, save the empire!

I got my laser rifle and ear buns ready. All I have to do now is find Han Solo's sexy ***.

Argh! All I can think of at this point are lines from "Spaceballs"

Funny, you don't look Druish ...

CONGRATULATIONS!!
mine will be final in about 20 days, BUT unfortunately we have a small child together, so I still have to be somewhat nice. BUT Lord help him if he pisses me off now.

"That's all we need a Druish Princess."

"Funny she didn't look Druish"

"Well, what have we got here. Will you look at her. Those flashing eyes, those flushed cheeks, those trembling lips. You know something princess, you are ugly when you're angry."

What's "Druish"? I am not familiar with that movie. An outer-space version of "Jewish"?

How do you recognise a Dru? He's the one wearing the skullcap. But only if he is Orthodox.

I hope you passed with flying colours.

You did not say what grade you got on your paper. I hope at least a B+. Rah, rah, go, girl, go!!

That's the kind of weapon the American Military-Industrial complex should be working on. Would be a best-seller.

A layser rifle. You aim it at a person, and he will become defenceless to your, a lady's, charms. Then you bag the bastard, tie him to the hood of your truck and there will be great laying at home that night. Maybe invite your girlfriends to help, and give them a taste of his thigh or rump or ribs.

Mm-mm.

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Layser gun. You single? Don't leave home without it.

congratz .. did you make it as painfull as posible for him?

I have to wait for Sept to get rid of PITA #2