"you should go out with me because, standing next to me makes you look even more beautiful."

smokers
potheads
bad teeth
lack of respect for others
and animal cruelty

Guy cheat the most, Girls cheat the longest.

ooops. but to be perfectly honest the heading doesn't exactly explain the topic. Also, I don't bother to read every thread and if its not on the first page, I'm not gonna see it.

My old boss was apt to say, "I've been broke a time or two, but never poor."

I'm sure you are rich in other ways.

Is my Pollyanna bow showing?

ROAD TRIP!!

lol!

props for the dose of reality.

1. There is an old country song "Older women are Beautiful Lovers."

2. You are a hot mamma with some nice curves. Older or not, those boys aren't blind.

3. Men your age are bossy and don't take direction well.

As my Mamma was apt to say, "If you can't find one, Train one."

There are things we don't want our first date to know about and that is a mistake. First impressions are important so why waste time hiding important personality traits?

By the time you realize that you aren't a good fit, you have wasted money and time which causes frustration.

FOR INSTANCE: I'm opinionated, bossy, and bluntly honest. It scares the timid guys who ask me out.

What are YOUR PERSONALITY TRAITS that you don't bring to your 'FIRST DATE' table?

Ah word play, I get a special tickle... hee hee hee!

It is two stories, but about one person and two victims.

An old man was sitting at a busstop when a young man came and sat beside him.

The young man had a green, yellow, and red mohawk, blacked out eye make up and several piercings.

Of course the boy expected the guy to stare, but eventually he would stop being curious.

After 10 minutes, the young man had enough and said, "What are you looking at old man?"

The old man blinked and said, "I'm sorry. I got drunk one night and woke up next to a parrot, I thought you might be my son."

Wrong, but very funny.

Reminds me of 'Whose Line' joke where they were supposed to think of things NOT to say to a parent when picking up a daughter.

Two guys stepped up and said "Don't worry Mr. Johnson, WE'll have her home by 11".

WTF!

If she wanted a guy with a green penis, she could have just picked any guy in the restaurant!

Nov 7, 2008 SLW


She was bolder than I never knew
A heart within that is wholly impure
I can feel the eyes of a jackal upon me
Of this I was very sure

The tenderest of all the meats
is the heart that beats in my chest
The yellow-eyed jackal wants that meat
Wishes to rip it from my breast

I run into the silent night
the world is black as pitch
I mourn my blood soaked eyes
I hear whispers of 'vicious *****'

It is not only my path that hinders me
but also the future that lays me to rest
No matter how much you help someone
all you have never seems to be the best

I hurt, slicing my body very deeply
leaving my blood upon the blackened ground
I run a trail that is farther away
from the destination I am actually bound

I feel the jackal upon me gaining strength
In the air and on my flesh she did leap
But she kept on running past me into the night
following the bloody trail that I did seep.

The jackal did not see me
not for the animal I had caused
I did not see it at first either
not for the predator she was

I could not blame this hunter
she was starving, hungrier than most
There is no fine dining for this animal
No buffet of morsels and a inviting host

A real host turned from the jackal
no matter that she was its brother
No greedy animals are welcome
if the hunter gorges on the feast of others.

Poor jackal is scared and alone
backed into corners and forced to fight
She is weak and knows no home
refusing to see any hope or light.

danka cutie

You really loved them...

I like simple poems. No games, just clear terms. Now what are you trying to say?...just kidding. ;)

the link isn't working for me :(