Clarification:

Sexlife: My only complaint is that there is only one player at the party too often.

Lovelife: As in family and friends, it is all good

Romanticlife: Not moving along at all right now.

Well other than distance ... the sex part could be better... and communication... booo having issues...

Fortunately nothing

*sigh* its hard for me to find single girls. Then single ones I would be interested in.. When I think I finally found one and start talking, something happens. In this last case the girl ive been talking to I like extremely a lot. But haven't heard from her in almost a week. Feel like something happened to her =/ not that she lost interest or anything like that. Idk

The more I think about it, the more "love life" seems like an oxymoron. Like "effective government" or "informative profile."

I don't have a love life and don't want one. Life is too much fun; so why screw it up.

Edit from my earlier post, I also have no love life bc apparently I keep attracting girls that waste my time, liars, fakes, users, etc. smh

Such is life. Can't trust ppl offline anddd apparently on this site. Lol no offense to the decent folks on here

I don;t have one.
Seems like everyone who I truly click with is overseas, or in another country.

You have to be cautious no matter where you are Chrissy!

What is wrong with my love life?

First, I'm not loving life much at the moment. I was for a while, but a few things had sucked the wind out of my sails the past couple months.

Second, I had to tell someone I felt very deeply for to simply get lost. Our last argument just destroyed me so much that even two months later, I still have not recovered from all the damage done. And yet, she was hanging around waiting to get back together. I have been used and cheated on by women, but I have never felt so utterly demolished.

Third, because of the two above, I'm having an awful hard time finding the will and motivation to begin actively pursuing a love life. I know I should move on, but I don't understand what is holding me back. Sometimes I wish someone could just whisper it in my ear so I could put everything back into perspective.

Just Cuz it's non- existent Does not mean something's wrong with it

I'm just a picky bastard ... Last episode my Lunachick/Whore/Slut/Lying B!tch detector failed

So I'm being more careful this time

Several things.

1. It is inveresly proportional to the Heidenegger constant, which is defined as speed times acceleration, devided by its own circumference, plus lambda to the pi, where lambda is defined as the variable characteristic of your libidinal glitches -- for instance, you are heterosexual, or even homophobid, yet you have a very satisfactory self-loving session, in which you fantasized about the member of a member of your own sex.

2. Falling asleep when in the middle of it.

3. Worse still, hearing your partner snore.

4. Small sores on your entire body.

5. It is too expensive.

6. The mechanics who maintain it always rip you off.

7. It is against god's will, the law, or it's fattening.

8. The little winged and green monkeys that keep bumping into your head while kissing your partner during the foreplay.

9. Foreskin. It gets in the way.

10. Reading the Forensic Sciences Review. Ghakk, it's gross in there.

Military intelligence

Progressive Conservatives (a party in Canada)

Police protection (when used only as a prophilectic)

The kindness of Christians

Hungry eyes

Honourable intentions

Drug induced keen thinking

In vino veritas

Let's fight for peace

Cheap toilet seats in the Pentagon

Endless summers (because one and no more would be more than sufficient)

Bad publicity

Sex comedy

The French

doing it right

Let it rip (rest in peace)

photos of posse of piss pot pathos pitas.

Calluses on left hand

before i met my new love,,,i was willing to settle for 6 out of 10,,8 out of 10 things i really wanted in a lady,,i was willing to compromise,,settle,,,but i decided to be selfish and made a list of the things i really wanted in my next love,,i have become truly blessed,,if i was to add everything i wanted into a glass and then pour it out,,i would have her,,before her sex with women was enjoyable but without any real connection,,for me,,sex and a sexual relationship are two different creatures,,i dont mean to rub this in anybody's face,,but our sex life is fantastic,,!!,,

You're absolutely right!

I.e. "The Left Hand of Darkness".

(Pssst... please go to a library where she can't peer over your shoulder when you type, and write what you REALLY feel and think. A good ole' fashioned venting session sometimes can improve your sex life.)

I don't have a love life at the moment, but that's not a problem. Until recently, I didn't have the time, energy or attention to cultivate a romantic relationship.

My kids are mostly grown and on their own now and I can deal with a social life. I came here to make friends but the more I think about it, the more I'm open to having a relationship with someone again. I miss being part of a twosome, of having that own little world of knowing and caring for each other.

I know there's someone out there who is compatible with me and vice versa; the first step is finding him. After that, there has to be friendship .. and it goes on from there.

I have a love life, I'm full of love, but no one to share it with, no one to take care of or surprise. I'm in need of laughter ... back and forth laughter,

Make me laugh please!