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| Topic: Don't you hate it when... | |
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you're checking out a fly honey, you go to grab her bum, and she turns around, and it's a dude?
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Um, still waiting to experience that one... but yeah, I could imagine the disappointment.
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What about you're in the grocery store and a very attractive lady is standind next to you, as you turn to her to say hello, she rips the loudest fart you've ever heard, and acts like it was you who did it?
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 i'd go to a different grocery store! have you been drinking? 
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Well. I get blamed for just about any horrible experience the world has ever faced... so this I see as a small thing.
Still, it says more about her than it does me, right? Are you bogarting...? |
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I'm trying to convince the courts that I'm insane. I'll need you guys to write a letter attesting to my insanity. Either that or it's 2:57am and I can't sleep. This is my world, you're all just living in it.
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I'm happy to either... write the letter for ya', or just attest to living a small role in your world.
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So you're chatting with this lady online and neither of you have a pic, she says she lives in the same city your grandma lives in, and your grandma doesn't live far from you, but you really don't think anything of it. So, you're start chatting and things are going well, it's getting late and things start to get intmate. After a few hours of sexting, you exchange numbers. It turns out it's not you're grandma at all. Where did you think this was going?
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I'm happy to either... write the letter for ya', or just attest to living a small role in your world. 
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Um, still waiting to experience that one... but yeah, I could imagine the disappointment. "still waiting"
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Or you're walking down the beach and you're like look at the slut in her thong, cuz her asz is all tight and her hair all long, and she turns around and has the face of an 80 year old! OUCH!
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Oh, that's a good one.
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Or when you hire three seperate hookers for an orgy and when they turn up you find out its your daughter, mother and Grandma..
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Haha... dude, I'm 50!!!
Both my grandmas are quite dead... and I've a background in security... if she's a liar... I'm gone, simple as that. Just my way, see? "Going good" is just a mirage. Peeps with integrity are the real keepers... the rest are posers jmho. I do happen to have a similar experience from this exact website... the lady in question was another poser... she flew, now I see her wisdom, haha. But I ain't so foolish as to share. haha.
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You're at the bar and you see your ex, you really don't want to see her/him, but they spot you and before you can escape they sit next to you, so you quickly act like you're on the phone, you're having this fake conversation for about a minute, when you're phone actually rings.
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Aye... sucker-punch her in the kidneys and run.
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What if she's been working out, and she's pretty butch now?
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Or you're walking down the beach and you're like look at the slut in her thong, cuz her asz is all tight and her hair all long, and she turns around and has the face of an 80 year old! OUCH! 80 y/o's need love too... js. and if her azz is tight, wtf? Er, mebbe I oughta go to bed... alone? |
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What if she's been working out, and she's pretty butch now? I got some training that'll cut through "butch". |
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So you get kicked out of the bar for that nasty scene with your now butch ex. You're walking down to the next bar and you see this fine little honey, you walk up and say hi, and she has the voice of fat Albert.
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