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Topic: Stupid jokes!!!
boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sat 10/08/11 06:37 PM
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cellphones! What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef! Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him! What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck! What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk! What do you call it when you pull an orange out at the store and all the others fall onto the floor? A naval disaster!

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 10/08/11 06:39 PM
Q: What did one rainbow say to the other? A: "I just got out of PRISM."

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sat 10/08/11 06:46 PM
Two cannibals are eating a clown when one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 10/08/11 06:47 PM
Ever hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sat 10/08/11 06:50 PM
Nice What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 10/08/11 07:02 PM
I don't know.... But, what do you a pickled female deer? A dill doe.

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sat 10/08/11 07:05 PM
I don't know....Elephino! But, what do you a pickled female deer? A dill doe. I remember that one

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 10/08/11 07:10 PM
What do you call an apartment made out of prophylactics? A CONDOMinium.

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sat 10/08/11 07:12 PM
What is Ronald Regan's favorite vegetable? James Brady! (that's terrible)

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 10/08/11 07:15 PM
Ever hear of the Ronald Reagan word processing typewriter? No memory and no colon.

Rusty_Knight Joined Wed 07/20/11 Posts: 300	Sat 10/08/11 07:19 PM
What did the elephant say to the naked man? That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 10/08/11 07:21 PM
What do you call a hula-hoop with a nail in it? A NAVEL destroyer!

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sat 10/08/11 07:34 PM
Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Sat 10/08/11 07:35 PM
What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 10/08/11 07:36 PM
Why was the blonde so relieved when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 24 hours? Because the box said it was for 2 to 4 years.

BrannonH Joined Tue 09/27/11 Posts: 2	Sat 10/08/11 07:54 PM
Q: What gender is a cell phone? A: Female because they like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong button they disconnect you.

BrannonH Joined Tue 09/27/11 Posts: 2	Sat 10/08/11 07:58 PM
Want to hear a clean joke? johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was Johnny's next door neighbor.

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 10/08/11 08:39 PM
Q: What gender is a cell phone? A: Female because they like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong button they disconnect you. LMAO !!!!!!! What do you call 10,000 rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line.

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sun 10/09/11 06:47 AM
Q: What is a cannibal's favorite sexual activity? A: Human Sandwiches

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sun 10/09/11 08:37 AM
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please. "The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?" asks the brain. "You're already out of your head."