A man is riding a motorcycle out in the countryside one afternoon when he feels the urge to use the restroom.

Not seeing any gas stations in site he stops by a farm and approaches the farmer who at the time is milking his cows. "May I use your bathroom?" He says. "Use the outhouse it's right around the corner" The man jogs over and takes off his jacket. Hanging it up just behind the toilet he has a seat. Time passes. He gets up and buttons up his jeans.

But when he goes for his jacket it slips off the hook and into the toilet.

Approaching the farmer he asks for a rod to fish out his jacket.

"You still want to wear it after it's been in the toilet!?" says the farmer.

Laughing the biker replies "No, I just want the roast beef sandwich in the left pocket!"