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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!".
So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". 
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Wed 11/16/11 10:23 AM
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!".
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". yes, but he may walk with a limp....lol |
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". yes, but he may walk with a limp....lol But then,he must have really angered her! 
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". yes, but he may walk with a limp....lol But then,he must have really angered her! 
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". I almost thought this was going to be a joke about Roberta. 
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". I almost thought this was going to be a joke about Roberta. because it would have been titled "I want a breast "implant". Singular.
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". I almost thought this was going to be a joke about Roberta. because it would have been titled "I want a breast "implant". Singular. There's no law against having them both augmented/diminished. duh!
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". I almost thought this was going to be a joke about Roberta. because it would have been titled "I want a breast "implant". Singular. There's no law against having them both augmented/diminished. duh! |
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". I almost thought this was going to be a joke about Roberta. because it would have been titled "I want a breast "implant". Singular. There's no law against having them both augmented/diminished. duh! |
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". I almost thought this was going to be a joke about Roberta. because it would have been titled "I want a breast "implant". Singular. There's no law against having them both augmented/diminished. duh! One never knows with women. One day it's perfect, next day is horrible.
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A woman says to her husband, "im tired of being flat chested, I want breast implants. He looks at her sideways and says, "what do you think, im made of money? They are wayyyy too expensive, sorry". She tells him, "I dont care, I want them!!!". So he tells her, "I tell you what you do babe. You go into the bathroom, and you take toilet paper, and rub it on both of your breasts". She says, "WHAT THE??? Ohhhhhhhhh, you mean take it, and stuff my bra with it, right?". He says, "NO, wipe it across, both of your breasts". She gives him a dirty look, and replies, "AND WHAT THE HAYYYYYYYYYALL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO DO?!?!?". He replies, "Well look, you've been wiping it across your booty for years, and look at how big, that thing has gotton!". I almost thought this was going to be a joke about Roberta. because it would have been titled "I want a breast "implant". Singular. There's no law against having them both augmented/diminished. duh! One never knows with women. One day it's perfect, next day is horrible. REALLY??????????
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