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Topic: Your Dream Job
Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Thu 01/19/12 08:00 AM Edited by Jeanniebean on Thu 01/19/12 08:09 AM
pyxxie13 -- Well .. I am doing what I set out to do in life... However, I always wondered what is it like to be a "housewife" . I have worked my entire life so far ..all but the first 14 years of course and most of those I was a home slave appointed by my mother! If you have kids, its a lot of work. But being a "housewife" depends on how good a husband you have and what he expects from you.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Thu 01/19/12 08:01 AM Edited by Jeanniebean on Thu 01/19/12 08:02 AM
Leigh2154 -- I want Vanna White's job on Wheel of Fortune.....I want to dress up in expensive gowns and turn letters.....for the rest of my life.... A glamour job like that means that you can deduct any beauty products, clothes etc. and you get to spend your time doing things to make you look and feel beautiful because that's your job.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Thu 01/19/12 08:04 AM
soufiehere -- Movie Director. Directing my own screenplay. As an artist, I've always considered a movie director to be the ultimate artist. They deal with camera angle, sound, acting, script, plot, drama, and putting it all together with the right timing. That requires the ultimate artist.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Thu 01/19/12 08:05 AM Edited by Jeanniebean on Thu 01/19/12 08:06 AM
TxsGal3333 -- P.I.......... I've done that. (I still do occasionally) It's not all that exciting for the most part. But I like being an artist better.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Thu 01/19/12 08:07 AM
bhernandez-- some type of designer. What kind of designer? Or does "designer" just sound good. Hey! I'm a designer!! I designed an 80 card Tarot Deck.

RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Thu 01/19/12 08:10 AM
I always wanted to be a mattress tester just like my friend, Goldilocks.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 01/19/12 08:11 AM Edited by wux on Thu 01/19/12 08:14 AM
If you could have any job you wanted, or work in any occupation, what would that be? God. Without a question. First task: reverse-engineer the universe, then take out the badly designed parts, put it together again, and let it go to fly on its own, that crazy little grasshopper. Second task: take the fear of god out of people, and take the stupidity out of religions. Religions do very well among humans, no complaints there, but apes, dolphins and other very smart animals and plants (like artichokes) can't be made to buy the jibberish of illogical miasma that religions of today try to sell as "real and original Gucci". Third task: make men to think more like women, and make women to think more like men, while not making a dent in their physical differentness, and while not reducing the allure and mystery of each to the other. I think I will fail miserably in this third task, exaclty like so many creators before me. Coz equality is harmony, harmony is no friction, and no friction works for allure and mystery much the same way as wearing seven unlubricated condoms all at once works for sex.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 01/19/12 08:16 AM
Movie Director. Directing my own screenplay. When you are shooting porn, please consider your old friends for roles. I would even be happy just to bring sandwiches to you on location, at seven-fifty an hour.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 01/19/12 08:25 AM
Leigh2154 -- I want Vanna White's job on Wheel of Fortune.....I want to dress up in expensive gowns and turn letters.....for the rest of my life.... A glamour job like that means that you can deduct any beauty products, clothes etc. and you get to spend your time doing things to make you look and feel beautiful because that's your job. Is Wanna still doing that? I remember her as the stellar hit when I ws 18 years old. That's forty years ago, folks. I guess she ripened to a delectable, sweet beauty by now, just the way I like them to be when I pluck them off the love-tree. I guess it would do me well to get out of bed and go brush my teeth and change the laundry and scrub the toilet and wipe the goo out of the oven which I sprayed with "easy off" last night while kneeling in shallow cold water spread on the hard yellow tiles on the kitchen floor, worshipping my and everyone's only true god, for whom we all kneel and to whom we all pray: A clean electric oven and range.

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Leigh2154 -- I want Vanna White's job on Wheel of Fortune.....I want to dress up in expensive gowns and turn letters.....for the rest of my life.... A glamour job like that means that you can deduct any beauty products, clothes etc. and you get to spend your time doing things to make you look and feel beautiful because that's your job.