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A penny for your thoughts.
Might leave your mind, bankrupted..... 
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my legs are short
my feet are big and when i laugh i snort like a pig my kitchen's dirty my bathroom is to i wish i had a maid named prudence or sue |
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Had been together
3 years and were driving together in the car. I said "So are we getting married or what?" He said, "Ya, I think so we've come this far". |
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Diamond Rings
give me the willies. Not the intended tingling spine chillies. Little lump of compressed coal. Marketed and designed with one goal. Make girls say "Yes" and go weak in the knees. They make me puke up something that might have at one time been cheese. |
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Angel?
Ya fallen like Lucifer. Dream? Yes, if you count night terrors. Honey? Honey can sometimes contain a bacteria which causes infant botulism. Sweetie? Have we met? |
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Edited by
teadipper
on
Wed 02/08/12 01:44 AM
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I'm your girl?
Really no one told me. When did you claim rights? Was it at the restaurant when I went to pee? |
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Edited by
Up2Us
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Thu 02/09/12 04:43 AM
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Hell's Kitchen for the broken hearted.
Out of the frying pan, and into the fire. Half baked emotions on a endless menu. Seasoned with tears, and marinated over the years. Eventually one might lose their appetite for Love & Romance.....  . |
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rain
rain rain it rains a lot on the coast sometimes i miss the sunshine i love the healing feeling my cat eats lettuce |
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Edited by
Up2Us
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Fri 02/10/12 03:48 PM
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Reading the newspaper in the Rain.
Soaking Wet, but well Informed. Then birds started, Falling from the SKY. Several landed at my FEET!!!! I looked DOWN in TOTAL.....Disbelief. That, I was wearing mismatched shoes. . |
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I like to wear one purple sock one green sock
and keep them in a flock, how amusing so soothing to wear socks mismatched, that are unattached. |
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Fri 02/10/12 03:44 PM
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I saw a birdie in the sky
It made me wish I could fly Climbed high atop a tall oak tree Now I'm shorter than I used to be |
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Reflections reflections in my drool
I was a three eyed fool Worms worms in my brain causing a big green stain stay in the rain and get wet with laundry detergent gain.
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A frog, scorpion, and grasshopper
had a picnic on the beach. The frog ate the grasshopper. The scorpion ate the frog. Guilt ate upon the scorpion for the remainder of its life. |
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soda makes me burp real loud
i like to do that in a crowd i'll stop an elevator between floors just so people can't open the doors some people think I' a jerk i don't care |
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Salty smell fills the air as i lay upon my cot. The ocean water look so good. . .but damm that sand is HOT! :)
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Sun 02/12/12 03:45 PM
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Shortest song in the Universe:
http://youtu.be/8r523meU_lw{/url] 
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Sun 02/12/12 04:52 PM
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 Cows are remarkable, cow are neat Cow have eyes, their milk is sweet Cows are good just the way they are But as a burger they're better by far... |
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A rhyme and a reason
just for another season watch the bird in the sky it my poop in your eye sit on the curb and act like a big blurb its duck season. Well this was a really stupid poem
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window down, car soaked from rain
hair went down the shower drain skin is dry, in need of lotion love life sucks, need the #9 potion beer burps stink i am so i think |
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