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Topic: Really stupid and silly or funny poems
Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 02/03/12 03:17 PM Edited by Jeanniebean on Fri 02/03/12 03:18 PM
Here is my really stupid, silly or funny poems. I'll begin with "I saw two Birds." I SAW TWO BIRDS I saw two birds today. A mother robin red breast bringing food to babies in their nest flying low, she fell not far from where I hit her with my car. The second I remember best. A baby bird had fallen from its nest, there on the sidewalk, laid to rest; Dead. I had accidently stepped upon its head.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 02/04/12 04:43 AM


Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 02/04/12 05:41 AM
My silly little poem... Something sad but oh so true... You can't love all, all can't love you... As facts of life, it's nothing new... The world is huge, so don't be blue... Take the good, remember to... Flush the rest and muddle through... Smile, somebody love you!!!!!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21345	Sat 02/04/12 08:12 AM
The barber shaved the mason And as I suppose Cut off his nose And put it in a basin.

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sat 02/04/12 09:00 AM
Bang Bang Bang Guns are noisy. So get some earmuffs. My dog eats lemons.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 02/04/12 09:10 AM
Bang Bang Bang Guns are noisy. So get some earmuffs. My dog eats lemons.

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sat 02/04/12 09:14 AM
Birdie birdie in the sky why'd you do that in my eye... I'm sure glad elephants can't fly. Morning Leigh

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 02/04/12 09:18 AM
Birdie birdie in the sky why'd you do that in my eye... I'm sure glad elephants can't fly. Morning Leigh Mountain, mountain, mountain high... I'd climb to the top, but I can't fly... So why don't you on bended knee.. Pick me up and carry me....

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sat 02/04/12 09:29 AM
The sky is gray i like to have my own way horses go nay that's all i have to say

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 02/04/12 11:33 AM


Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 02/04/12 02:49 PM
This one is really gross. I like to fart and pick my nose and dance around without clothes and scratch my pubic hair when no one else is there.

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sat 02/04/12 03:45 PM


Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sat 02/04/12 03:50 PM
the sun is high so am i I'll smoke ganja till the day i die

Up2Us Joined Sat 03/15/08 Posts: 3926	Sun 02/05/12 12:08 AM
Roses are Green Violets are Orange Only then did I SEE the reality.... A ambiguous realization, of a contemptuous world... Enslaved by a shattered kaleidoscope matrix... My perception a faith-ed artist, born color blind.....

pennyg281 Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 4348	Mon 02/06/12 12:22 AM
The cow and the pig they ran away for the duck caught them kissing under the hay. :)

Up2Us Joined Sat 03/15/08 Posts: 3926	Mon 02/06/12 10:28 PM Edited by Up2Us on Mon 02/06/12 10:46 PM
Roadkill Snail. On a Hot July day. Chemtrails of Salt. Blanked Blue Skies. Made, for One Bad Day. Run over by a distracted Blue Turtle of death.... Texting while on the Interstate.... Poor, Roadkill Snail. Forgot to Look Both Ways.....

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Tue 02/07/12 03:26 PM
Steak and eggs Lamb and rice Burger and fries Pork chops and apple sauce If I eat meat I can't poo.. can you? Meat is yucky.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21345	Tue 02/07/12 03:39 PM
Hay is for horses Grass is free Cows eat it Why can't we

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Tue 02/07/12 05:17 PM
Kitty kitty.. You look so pretty, come with me into the city. (I just made that up.) another one: My dog is barking he's such a pup I wish I knew how to make him shut up.

Up2Us Joined Sat 03/15/08 Posts: 3926	Tue 02/07/12 11:15 PM
Conversations with myself Beginning at the end, and ending at the Beginning Somewhere between, Here and There.... I find myself, loss within myself. Deja vu, being, the shadow of a paradox...